Cloust Infection

When your Cloust becomes infected. The infection has several stages:

Stage 1 - Local infection. Most commonly occuring in the groin or arches of the feet. Can be cleared up with some antifungal cream.

Stage 2 - Well developed infection. Groin will itch incessantly, as well as the arches of the feet, but can still be cleared up with strong antifungal medication.

Stage 3 - Infection has spread to several other places and can no longer be cured. Symptoms will include telling long winded stories.

Stage 4 - It is only a matter of time now. Symptoms include ridiculous height to volume ratio.

Dude - Hey man, did you hear about Brad?
Other Dude - Yeah, man. I heard he has a Stage 2 Cloust infection and his groin is on fire!

by Tom Brady the g February 4, 2010

cousin

Another word for a wordtart/word.

David Feeney's a right cousin he is!

by Halo August 30, 2003

nephew cousin

When your aunt is your cousin and her son can't possibly be the same level on the family tree

Jordan: Zach can't be our cousin if ayu is our cousin. He's our nephew cousin. Duh

Vanessa: well that makes sense. I'm so stupid.

by boombangpop February 11, 2010

Of Cous-cous

The coolest possible way to agree with something emphatically. Originally from “of course”

Alex: “hey Rachel, wanna go on a date?”
Rachel: “of cous-cous!”
Everyone else: “wow! Those two are so cool!”

by FistyWayne July 1, 2021

couscous

careful, up to the tiniest details

I know i'm probably being a bit couscous about it, but I just want to make sure you have all the supporting documents ready in case someone asks.

by IFM August 17, 2006

Gay Cousin

An offensive term used against the LGBT+ community

Ayo! Don’t use “Gay Cousin” it’s offensive.

by applesaucepenguin March 11, 2021

Leave me alone, I’m playing with cousin

Butt fucking, incest, gay

Friend: I saw that
Other Friend: Leave me alone, I’m playing with cousin

by Copenhager long cut May 22, 2018