cum town

a gay podcast for people who are gay with their fathers

me: i sucked my dads dick and swallered his cum

therapist: why?

me: well this podcast called cum town said it would be funny

by break da law November 8, 2018

cum string

After ejaculating while dehydrated, the string of cum that you can pull out of your penis.

After ejaculating, i was able to pull a cum string out.

by SillyString1 November 4, 2013

cum receptacle

Term used for describing females who are only good for sex.

After using her for a cum receptacle, I went to the kitchen and made a sandwich.

by Frank The Tank 71 February 2, 2009

cum burp

when a woman burps after swallowing sperm

I shot a phat load in this bitch's mouth, and after she swallowed, she let out a cum burp.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

Cum-bending

An ancient art form used by the Cumorthians of 800 B.C. Its used by ejaculating in space and using the propulsion to throw the semen at your will.

Would you like to practice cum-bending?

by Doot boi June 8, 2018

Cum Dispenser

When a male is either willingly or unwillingly used for no other purpose other than to orgasm repeatedly, in order to produce semen. The semen is then used for any number of purposes, often consumption. The practice can go for any amount of time, and the individual may be forced to cum over and over again throughout the time period.

Last night I tied up my boyfriend and used him as a cum dispenser...his balls were so red after I made him cum over eight times throughout the night!

by Xiwt June 13, 2012

Mal-Cum

Mal-Cum is an awfull substance which in reality means ''bad" cum (cum meaning some sort of genital fluid). Over the years though Mal-Cum has grown to mean a great deal of things. Really the only criteria that need to be met for something to be called Mal-Cum is that it has to be a liquid and it has to be unplesent.

Mal-Cum can be anything from ordinary lemon juice to the not so ordinary alcohal-laced goat vaginal fluid and everything in between.

by Mr.Cockenstein July 1, 2010