Scooby-Doo this crap

When the writers of a film run out of funny and interesting dialogue and resort to using a pop-culture reference as a cheap gag.

"Hey Erik?"
"Yeah Chris?"
"What should we have the wizard man tell the kids to continue the plot in a funny way?"
"idk, make him say "Scooby-Doo this crap", that'd be hilarious."

by CYA59 November 30, 2021

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

by scodder November 15, 2012

pickle crap

Alternate term for pickle relish.

Cucumbers are wonderful, pickles are wonderful, tartar sauce is wonderful, but pickle crap on a hot dog or hamburger is the scourge of the earth

by andy1 February 11, 2006

Air crap

Air crap, |e(ə)r krap| vulgar slang
noun
flatulence; the gas produced by the stomach or intestines.

verb
to produce flatulence.

Gerrick: "Thbpbpbpt"
Anne: "Aww god, you're always air crapping all over me!"
Gerrick: "Thbpt, sorry I can't help it"
Anne: "God, you could hold it."
Gerrick: " I WAS hold(thbpt)ing it."
Anne: "There's something WRONG with you! You air crap more than anyone I know."

by WindPower! December 21, 2009

waste of time, money and over all a big piece of over rated crap

AOL

See AOL

AOL is a waste of time money, and over all big piece of over rated crap

by jack March 6, 2004

cream of the crap

Second to last place. The best of the worst. Parody of "cream of the crop."

When the two worst teams play each other, the winner is the Cream of the Crap.

by JohnQPublic March 29, 2007

bull crap

Basically a better way to say bull shit.So if you are with parents you can say bull crap instead of bull shit because if your parents are like mine they will totally freak!

"mom you are full of bull crap!!"
"DID YOU JUST SAY BULL SHIT!!?"
"HELL NO I SAID BUL CRAP!"

by David Harrisons lover girl June 10, 2005