Covfefe

Covfefe, a word and son of god in the ancient language and religion of Kek.
Many claim Covfefe is the son of the god Kek.

"Shadilay covfefe!"

"Oh holy covfefe!"

by lordmeme May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe is the puddle on the seat of the porno viewing booth you just sat in, and don't want to think about.

"Damn, got a big ol' covfefe stain on my Dockers, and all my one dollar bills are wrinkled."

by Ahriman the Third July 4, 2017

Covfefe

A demon summoned by the evil Cheeto himself. Covfefe is almighty. Covfefe will rule the world.

Covfefe is coming! We have to run before it combines with the orange dude and they become the most deadly weapon known to all!

by Todoroki is too hot for you. January 30, 2019

COVFEFE

DONALD TRUMP SAID DIS

IDK COVFEFE IS SOMET

by OH WOW DICKS May 4, 2018

Covfefe

A term used to describe the depression that affects citizens when a dictator causes a recession.

Have you noticed that ever since this trade war there’s been more and more covfefe? Main street is nearly all out of business and everywhere you go his face is there or people are talking about him. It’s inescapable.

by InsanityChicken August 25, 2019

Covfefe

The uncanny ability of loyal followers to distort reality and claim meaning in the otherwise obvious mistakes of their leaders.

Look at that covfefe in his red pedo lover hat.

by Blzhpimp September 17, 2025

Covfefe

Confefe: code word to Maddog to annialate Kim Jong-Un's regime next time the kid launches a missile. Radioactive fallout resembles colored confete.

Hey Kim Jong-Un. Get ready for some covfefe to come showering down on you by Maddog!

by Tbugg60 June 2, 2017