cooter canal

insertion point for a pork sword.

I had to strap a 2x4 to my ass to keep from falling into her cooter canal.

That hooker had the biggest cooter canal ever.

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

cooter head

Another word for a dumb bitch

"That stupid cooter head, why is she still with that guy?"

by Shugo05 February 5, 2008

[Cooterfairy]

Cooterdairy {n.}-a shiny, diamond-like nethercreature that lives in the vaginas of some young women; oftentimes, answers to Cassandra when interrogated by exorcists.

Omg like did you see Jess the other night at Club 152? GGGGGGGUUUUUURRRRRRLLLLLL she had popped her ass back and when she did she dress came up ova she titties and i had saw she Cooterfairy behind the fact she had bent ova so damn farra. It popped out and was like CHEEZ MUTHAFUCKAS!!

by cornkitty December 18, 2008

Cooter Covers

A cover of fabric placed over the vagina to prevent vaginal burnig while tanning in an indoor tanning salon.

"If i get my cooter burnt, Ill have to go to the doctor! I need cooter covers!"

by Crapping Cooter Cover January 15, 2010

Cooter Factor

The sex to money ratio of a relationship with a woman.

Every dollar you spend on a woman = -1 cooter point
Sex = +70 pts
Oral = +35 pts
Anal = +100 pts

You take a girl out to dinner and spend $100 your cooter factor is -100 pts. Now if you have sex with her that's +70 pts bringing your cooter factor -30. Not bad, but if you get some mouth play as well that's an additional +35 pts bringing your cooter factor to +5. Conventual wisdom tells us if your cooter factor falls below -200 you're better off getting a hooker.

by I The Imperial February 22, 2010

cooter ivy

poison ivy found on or around the vagina

After wiping with the unfamiliar leaf, I have cooter ivy!!

by quinta November 19, 2010

Cooter Biscuit

A Cooter Biscuit is another name for a tampon or pad.

My girlfriend's Aunt Flow is in town with her bags packed, so she asked me to go to the store and get her a box of cooter biscuits.

Guy1: Dude, would you ever sniff a used cooter biscuit?
Guy2: Bro, I got my first red wings after sniffing a cooter biscuit.

by Jake Murdock September 21, 2014