caveman built

When a system, process or workflow lacks an intuitive look and feel because the person that built or designed it had no idea what they were doing. Dealing with a website or system that looks like it was built by a neanderthal, when you obviously live in the 21st century and expect best in class...

Have you seen the new website, its complete junk and its very difficult to navigate around without getting lost, stuck or confused. We asked for best in class look and feel so even our lowest level employee, Jimmy, could use it. Caveman ready, not Caveman built!

by RocketJohn December 9, 2008

Calvern

When a person invites him/herself to another person's house, and never actually shows up.

Rodrick: "Hey, what are you up to tonight?"

Arnold: "Oh, I'm coming to your place at 4."

Rodrick: "Alright. But I kinda didn't invite you,"

Arnold: "Well see you at 4!"

Rodrick: "K."

Arnold: *doesn't show up*

Rodrick: "Man! Arnold is such a Calvern!"

by PsychoticTenor April 20, 2015

dirt cave

the dirty butthole that is being explored by a man using a large round tube.

Jim was exploring the dirt cave and quickly pulled out his round tube when he found some quick sand(lose rock, otherwise known as runny poop).

by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006

Butt Cave

When you are missing in action people start to wonder if you are too busy being stuck up your own ass or another person's ass.

Shes been ignoring my texts all weekend, she must be stuck in the butt cave.

by Kerri S. August 12, 2016

bats in a cave

When you penetrate an asshole and moments after you pull out, a small piece of shit flies out like a bat coming out of a cave. Think of the shit as the bat and the asshole as the cave... bats in a cave.

Me and my girlfriend did anal lastnight and there were bats in her cave. there fore bats in a cave/

by sobbymop December 5, 2016

snake in the cave

When one desperately needs to relieve oneself and the lower intenstine is full to capacity.

“I wish Bec and the kids would hurry up in the bathroom; there’s a snake in the cave!”

by Pedro4444 November 4, 2017

Love Cave

a foam padded closet in tazi's a frame apartment where sexual activities go down quite frequently. anything that goes down in the love cave, that is not a sexual activity, consists of piling large amounts of people on top of each other, in attempts to make the person on the bottom as uncomfortable as possible.

"Hey Baeley, Wanna go hit up the love cave?"
"Sure Kelly!"
"woooo"

by Kelly Harrington December 27, 2008