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Claire’s are extremely annoying and horrible people. They think they know everything and believe the world revolves around them. They are very unattractive and they are very similar to Karen’s. If you meet a Claire run.
“She is so annoying I bet her name is Claire”
by Theactualdefinitionofwords October 11, 2021
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A serious infection of the male sexual organs caused by having unprotected anal sex with fugly Catholic girls called Clair who are afflicted with Amblyopia. Symptoms include the inability to tell the truth, losing items of clothing, acquiring naff hoop earrings and a pungent discharge of lumpy shit infused pus from the Jap's Eye. If left untreated serious complications can occur eg memory loss, disorientation and total loss of self respect.
Oh dear, every time I have anal sex with that cleg I catch Clairmydia. Next time I will ask her not to charge so much so that I have cash left to pay for treatment at the clinic. I really should stop seeing her as she is Whorendous.
by Victoria Cums October 17, 2021
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clairmydia

A serious infection of the male sexual organs caused by having unprotected anal sex with fugly Catholic girls called Clair who are afflicted with Amblyopia. Symptoms include the inability to tell the truth, losing items of clothing, acquiring naff hoop earrings and a pungent discharge of lumpy shit infused pus from the Jap's Eye. If left untreated serious complications can occur eg memory loss, disorientation and total loss of self respect.
Oh dear, every time I have anal sex with that cleg I catch Clairmydia. Next time I will ask her not to charge so much so that I have cash left to pay for treatment at the clinic. I really should stop seeing her as she is Whorendous.
by Victoria Cums October 17, 2021
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Claire

Claire is the most wonderful funny sweet person she may not seem as friendly at first but once you get to know her she will cling to you like a sloth to a tree she is beautiful and friendly and will make you laugh whenever you're around her if you ever find a claire hold on tight because that's a once and a lifetime opportunity and if you get a claire as your girlfriend then you are extremely lucky so never let go
Your girlfriend is claire you are soo lucky
by Long John stilts skin August 23, 2021
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claire

She is a very beautiful and smart girl. Anyone would want ti be with her especially Sofie
"Hey sofie! You got a new partner didn't you?"

"Yes!"

"Its Claire isn't it?"

"Sure is!"

"Lucky!"
by Alyssa Tan November 21, 2021
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Claire

A group of people who is extremly into alcoholism, weed and ketamine. Their abnormal alcohol consumption is not accepted in normal societal circles.
„Doctor, this guy was brought in with severe alcohol poisoning, He went way too claire tonight.
by Lyrical.degenerated November 21, 2021
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Claire

Claire is probably someone you’ve known for a long time like since preschool. She’s a great friend and a little goofy but you get used to it. she has a big personality and everyone likes claire
by emobaddie November 21, 2021
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