Pull choke

Slang term for someone who is always doing dumb shit but thinks he’s cool

Curt chicks don’t want to see you talk with your butt man quit being such a pull choke!

by Buck Mahogany March 20, 2025

Stein choke hold

A battle choke hold where a fat guy holds you in place and crams a Big Mac in your mouth until you fall unconscious

Oh heck no Shingleston done hit me with the Stein choke hold

by anonymous December 28, 2022

okiee choke

Is the living embodiment of corny ,can't dance socially strange , plains dwelling, ass kickin' beast on the flat track!

Did you see OKIEE choke last night she was a beast.

by OKiee August 1, 2014

Fart choke

Putting a penis at the opening of an un-lubed anus with pressure until the recipient of the said penis farts enabling the penis entry into the bowels.

We had no lube and she loves anal so she just let me fart choke her.

by 11pumpkin83 February 27, 2018

choking your monkey

Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.

Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!

by Pieman1123 June 12, 2018

Choking Seagull

When you put your dick in a girls mouth, hold it there and grab the bulge, making her caww, resembling a seagull choking on a hot dog.

Face fucked this bird last night, gave her the choking seagull and she cawed loud enough to remind me of my times at the beach.

by Gedgemeister General October 2, 2019

bloke choke

A man masturbating.

Just a short bloke choke before work.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019