dick cheese

The one thing that even the kindest, most supportive and open-minded woman will not look past when dating a man.

(Woman talking with her best friend).

"I feel really shallow Lisa because he was such a good, kind man. He was great with my kids, with animals. He stood for all the right things. He had a great sense of humour. He was intelligent, he spoke several languages and I felt totally comfortable in his presence. Even my parents loved him and they are normally very icy with my prospective partners. He had a great body and clearly worked out so why couldn't I look past his horrendous dick cheese? I mean I feel like a total bitch."

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

top cheese

a term in lax or hockey for a shot in the top of the goal.
also referred to as rippin top titty or top shelf.
when you're pinning the top corners, you're rippin top cheese

top cheese brings the girls to their knees.

i'll be rippin top cheese all day on these scrubs

by big papa zon August 31, 2010

Cheese boi

South African slang for rich kid

Latika: Tyrell did you see Angelo got the new Air force
Tyrell: Yah that mans a cheese boi

by Buddyfighter April 4, 2021

Free Cheese

When you receive or get something with ease, without effort, lack of struggle or hassle

"After we was sippin on that Ciroc it was nothin for the draws to come off, free cheese nigga"

"Man, that lick went so smooth it was free cheese"

by Vell Griff February 29, 2012

Poop Cheese

The kind of cheese that is creamy,Unlike the powdery cheese,that comes with often Shells & Cheese and rarely regular Macaroni and Cheese that comes in a foil pack and when you put it in to mix it, It comes out of the pack slowly like it's pooping.

I'm putting the poop cheese in my shells and cheese.

by Jeff Blanket November 12, 2011

Ear Cheese

When one has larger gauge piercings in the ears; the white, smelly cheesy substance that can be found on the jewelry. It it made up of dead skin cells and shampoo/hair product residue.

Damn!! Thats some funky ear cheese!!!!

by Charger Chick April 4, 2005

canned cheese

Super deliciousness in a can. Take the cap off, push the nozzle, CHEESE COMES OUT LIKE MAGIC!!!!!!!!! How can that not be entertaining? Then afterwards spread it on some crackers!!! YUMMMM

Person 1: Gimme some canned cheese.
Person 2: ok (squirts in person 1's finger).
Person 1: yum.

by hoagly January 16, 2011