carrot patty

When someone says something and it sounds/smells like a load of Bullshit...

Did you hear what he said? Yeah man, that smells like a Carrot Patty

by PMCC82 April 12, 2019

Eating carrots analy

Something you should not do because it will not tighten your boy holes.

Mckennan: Gauge what are you doing?

Gauge: Eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.

Mckennan: Do not do that it will not tighten them.

by Low taper tiddy man March 21, 2025

carrot

Long vegetable. Orange. Very tasty in a soup.

1: Can i have carrot soup?
2:sure.

by nelly the tiger March 8, 2020

Carrot

The most brutal insult of all insults to a bro who's messed up

bro:so what happened after you bought her a drink?
me: so she turned out to be a lesbian
bro:YOU FUCKING CARROT!!

by anonymous November 1, 2022

Eating the carrot

A way to say you a frustrated/fed up with something

Omg, have you seen how long this line is??
Yes!! I’m going to be eating the carrot soon!

by ScaryLadyLove January 30, 2023

zest carrot melon ball

Going in a public voice call and shunning your friend from said call. Then demanding privacy in that public call. AKA a nickellise

Nick and Ellise are pulling a zest carrot melon ball.

by log_cabin February 19, 2023

Booby Carrot

Term for a human nipple, originated from my 2 year old.

“ I see your booby carrots!” “ Your booby carrots are hanging out”

by Phuckin_phil June 17, 2025