Cabbage

A President who cannot formulate coherent sentences and shits his britches.

Hey President Cabbage, you left your dignity over here.

by Vernonopolis November 24, 2021

Fresh cabbage

When a woman over 50 is hitting on you at an in home sales presentation and she just lays on the table, lifts her skirt up and says... fresh cabbage motherfucker!

I sold 3 windows to Mike's mom, she gave me that fresh cabbage.

by Damoneeeq22 March 17, 2025

Cabbage

Somebody who thinks that they are good, but really they are absolute dipshit garbage.

The cocky team lost the match because they ended up being a batch of cabbages.

by MushroomOmnomnom October 14, 2022

Cabbage

The act of pulling your foreskin and bunching it up to look like a cabbage.

Oi mate kiss my cabbage

by CaramelPB July 13, 2019

Dirty cabbage

When your bung legged mistress steals your car because she needs too slowly walk into coles and purchase fem fresh too get rid of rotting cabbage pussy odour

Then sets your car on fire

Dude did you see that bitch limp off after torching that car and drop her dirty cabbage

by D Barrymore July 28, 2021

god’s cabbage

The highly unused term of marijuana, typicaly used in areas founded old people

My grandma used to be a strong user of god’s cabbage when she founded Dubuque

by 🅱️aron June 18, 2018

Cabbage

So legendary that Puff Daddy only mildly compares

Bro that dance was so cabbage!!

by 615muzic March 31, 2020