Couch Burrito

When you buy a big ol' burrito with every ingredient possible, stick it in a girl's vagina, then fuck her senseless ON A COUCH, and cum inside. Then, you have her pull it out and eat the entire burrito.

Bro #1- Dude, my girlfriend was totally cool with doing a couch burrito last night!
Bro #2- No way man! Don't tell me you didn't get any guac on the ritto.

by Brotract those angles September 26, 2010

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Seattle Burrito

A Seattle Burrito is a sexual act where one lover deffocates on another lover's penis, and then rubs it around the entire penis, and then continues to perform oral sex on the feces covered penis.

Man, my girl gave me a Seattle Burrito last night. That was fucked up.

by Edward Billinson September 27, 2007

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Burrito Bomb

When a chunk of food falls off of your burrito and explodes on the table/counter into several scattered pieces. Makes the act of eating a burrito to be a bit messy at times, and a bit dissatisfying as some burrito bombs land on the floor, making them less appetizing to recover.

I love eating burritos, but these damn burrito bombs are making a mess.

by MassWorder May 1, 2010

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Burrito

A hoe who is like a one of those mega burritos at tacobell with all the cheese and meat and greasy goodness and the stages of such a woman are so- you see the burrito and ur like aww man that looks amazong -then ur like man this is SO good- then ur like hmm its gettin kinda hard to eat- and then u go man that was good burrito- and finally a few hours later your sitting over the toilet with insane diareaa and projectile vomiting praying for the pain to stop or for god to kill you

-Dude whats up with freddy?

-hes in the diharea stage of a burrito

by senorschnarfschnarf November 3, 2010

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