Michael is so Boof.
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"Did you hear that Neal licked out that chick's boof chute last night?!"
After years of using suppositories, Chris' boof chute caused him great deals of pain.
After years of using suppositories, Chris' boof chute caused him great deals of pain.
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Get the boof kick mug.boof booth: a popular addition to any carnival; the boof booth allows patrons to enjoy the effects of their favourite drugs without the hassle of having their hands full.
Bill: Bob, I'm finally feeling the effects of this tampon up my butt but I don't know what to do with my hands.
Bob: Me neither. I feel so free! Those people are the boof booth were so nice.
Bill: Yeah I agree. Lets try to win a giant stuffed bear from the carnival games!
Bob: YAAAYYY!!
Bob: Me neither. I feel so free! Those people are the boof booth were so nice.
Bill: Yeah I agree. Lets try to win a giant stuffed bear from the carnival games!
Bob: YAAAYYY!!
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Get the Boofed mug.1). (Noun): Slang for marijuana.
2). (Adjective): Something of low quality, very commonly used to describe low quality drugs. It should be noted that the adjective definition is separate from the noun definition, and referring to marijuana as “boof” doesn’t necessarily mean it is low quality.
3). (Verb): To ingest psychoactive drugs rectally. Also known as “booty bumping” or “Plugging.”
Typically the drugs are dissolved in a small amount of water and drawn up into either an oral syringe, or a hypodermic syringe with the sharp taken off (Obviously).
It is VERY important to know that the reason people choose this route of administration is because boofing typically has a MUCH higher bioavailability (The amount that ends up in your bloodstream) than other methods of taking drugs such as orally, smoking, or snorting. It depends on the drug, but boofing is usually a negligible step below injecting as far as how much is absorbed.
For example: Morphine has an oral bioavailability of around 20% and a rectal BA of around 70% (3.5x more), meaning that boofing 10mg of morphine results in the same amount of absorption as 35mg orally which can be a dangerous difference.
Drugs most commonly taken by boofing include MDMA, methamphetamine, cocaine, heroin, fentanyl, and prescription medications. Less common drugs include DMT, LSD, ketamine, and alcohol.
2). (Adjective): Something of low quality, very commonly used to describe low quality drugs. It should be noted that the adjective definition is separate from the noun definition, and referring to marijuana as “boof” doesn’t necessarily mean it is low quality.
3). (Verb): To ingest psychoactive drugs rectally. Also known as “booty bumping” or “Plugging.”
Typically the drugs are dissolved in a small amount of water and drawn up into either an oral syringe, or a hypodermic syringe with the sharp taken off (Obviously).
It is VERY important to know that the reason people choose this route of administration is because boofing typically has a MUCH higher bioavailability (The amount that ends up in your bloodstream) than other methods of taking drugs such as orally, smoking, or snorting. It depends on the drug, but boofing is usually a negligible step below injecting as far as how much is absorbed.
For example: Morphine has an oral bioavailability of around 20% and a rectal BA of around 70% (3.5x more), meaning that boofing 10mg of morphine results in the same amount of absorption as 35mg orally which can be a dangerous difference.
Drugs most commonly taken by boofing include MDMA, methamphetamine, cocaine, heroin, fentanyl, and prescription medications. Less common drugs include DMT, LSD, ketamine, and alcohol.
1). “Just got a pound of the boof, brought that shit straight to the booth.”
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2).
“Yo I bought some shrooms from that guy and they were boof. I ate 3.5 grams and barely tripped.”
3).
Friend 1: “I still have two small lines of coke left, but my nose is plugged and my tolerance is so high I won’t feel it…”
Friend 2: “Boof that shit bro. Trust me it hits like a train.”
Friend 1: “Idk man, doesn’t that make me gay?”
Friend 2: “Fuck no, boofing doesn’t make you gay, but doing coke and binging anime does. Besides there’s nothing wrong with being gay.”
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2).
“Yo I bought some shrooms from that guy and they were boof. I ate 3.5 grams and barely tripped.”
3).
Friend 1: “I still have two small lines of coke left, but my nose is plugged and my tolerance is so high I won’t feel it…”
Friend 2: “Boof that shit bro. Trust me it hits like a train.”
Friend 1: “Idk man, doesn’t that make me gay?”
Friend 2: “Fuck no, boofing doesn’t make you gay, but doing coke and binging anime does. Besides there’s nothing wrong with being gay.”
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