Losing one or more contact lenses in dooty water from having your head shoved in the toilet after performing a blumpkin.
by You know who I am I'm A.C. Dammit February 28, 2008
*Liam* Megan go grab my loaf from the toilet from our blumpkin, and make me a Blumpkin Seed-Pie bitch!
by LeakMastah413 October 13, 2009
David got tired of the regular old blumpkin and started giving his partner a blumpkin flippity flop.
by Geoff West, David Jones, Stevin Williams, Curtis Chappell November 02, 2007
The sucker is sitting on the toilet, but the lid is down.
Like a reverse blumpkin, just without the poop.
Like a reverse blumpkin, just without the poop.
Flogs stood in front of Alison while she sat on the toilet lid, wailing away at a Faux Reverse Blumpkin.
by yanoosFinallySpoke February 03, 2009
When a man extracts his fat monkey turd and shuvs it up the woman's pussy while she is giving him head. Difficult to do.
by Turkmanistan May 08, 2003
The act of a male eating a female's vagina out while he is defecating. Usually the female will climb and use the toilet for leverage.
"Last night, John got a reverse female Blumpkin during his daily shit. She was gettin up all over him!"
by maxreboband September 08, 2016
Receiving a blow job while defecating in the upper tank of a toilet. A combination of Upper Decker and Blumpkin, also know as Top Shelf Blumpkin.
by supergenious July 20, 2009