Manchester Blowjob 

The process in which you are made to ejaculate by force. Violent motion is used much the same as one would use to force the ketchup from a glass ketchup bottle. This motion along with abusive yelling at the phallus and slapping is used to bring forth orgasm.

I hear that girl Charlotte once gave a guy a Manchester Blowjob so badly once that she fractured his pelvis. Dude needs a wheelchair to get around now

Manchester Blowjob by JohnstJohn July 16, 2010

Blowjob bar 

A Bangkok institution; a bar where you get a blowjob, generally bareback, while enjoying your beer, usually in full view of the other patrons.

I was sitting in my favorite blowjob bar with my pants around my ankles and my dick deep in the throat of an LBFM and at least ten people watching me. I felt like a porn star!

Blowjob bar by bobloblaw43 July 11, 2009

spanish blowjob 

while caressing the erect male penis between the female mamories, at the male climax the femal opens her mouth and recives and swallows a portion of man juice (cum)

only try if u r one talented bitch

spanish blowjob by kuc62 October 6, 2003

Blowjob 

When a girl sucks your dick.

Last night in bed, my wife gave me a 20 minute blowjob.

Blowjob by Annica August 9, 2008

blowjob by proxy 

When a blowjob has just occured and the blower french kisses
someone other then the blowee.
The person receiving the french kiss from the blower is said to be giving a blow job by proxy. Being they are enjoying the orgasmic residue and flavor of the blowee generally not knowing
that they are sharing in the proceeds of the blowjob.
Later wondering why others are calling them cock breath.

Bob: "Sally and I were at the pool when she gave me the blowjob of a lifetime! I blew a load that would choke a horse just as her husband walked outside. I dove in the pool pulling my suit up as she slide her tounge down his throat."
Sam: "Dude! That's too funny! Her husband gave you a blowjob by proxy!"

blowjob by proxy by jsd9632 February 17, 2012

Swedish Blowjob 

The act of non-consensual anal sex with a prior warning. In order for it to truly be considered a swedish blowjob the victim must be warned to stop an activity or they will be given a swedish blowjob. Typically a blowjob is an act of gratitude or admiration which makes the threat of a swedish blowjob appear less threatening to the would be victim, but is in actuality the most aggressive form of sexual penetration save only a skull rape.

"Stop being such a little bitch or I'm going to give you a swedish blowjob!"

"Come say that to my face and I'll give you a swedish blowjob!"

Or, in a slight variation, "I was doing so well and then I got a swedish blowjob".

Swedish Blowjob by SwedishBlowjobRob July 7, 2010

Steak and Blowjob Day 

Men work very hard to satisfy their lovers on Valentine's Day, and, given their ebullient dedication, Steak & BJ Day is a joyous opportunity to repay the favour. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name explains it all: just a steak and a BJ on March 14th. That's it.

Some say it was invented by the Romans in 269AD, and institutionalized through St Valentine’s cousin, Claudius Fellatio. Others suggest that when World War II ended in 1945, president Harry S. Truman had the FBI covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for the troops. All we really know, is that it’s pretty damn awesome.
officialsteakandblowjobday.com - @steakandblowjob

Phil: "Hey man, it's only one week until March 14th."

Dave: "You're damn right it is. I've already ordered the sirloin and bought a new bedspread. Practice makes perfect dude. Steak and Blowjob Day is SO much better than Christmas."

Phil: "Amen. Fillets and fellatio. Rumps and romping. It's coming, and so shall you."

Steak and Blowjob Day by Official Steak and BJ Day March 22, 2011