Blanket

Comfy safezone. The monster won’t be able to get you, the murderers won’t be able to find you, and it keeps you nice and warm.

If you ever feel unsafe, just hop under your blanket.

by Bubbabro999 March 29, 2024

Alpaca Blanket

When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.

If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.

Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?

by TheRealFlow November 11, 2022

blanket

take wind from the sails of (another craft) by passing to windward.

The experienced sailor skillfully blanketed the slower yacht, depriving it of wind and securing a clear path to the finish line.

by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024

Dolphin Blanket

Another word for condom used after the act of sex has been ensued and may or may not at this point be of any use.

We had been having sex and I was in mid-cum when she asked me to put on the condom. At this point it was nothing more than a Dolphin Blanket.

by Dolphinquilt November 7, 2010

wet blanket

A sexual act where you are making love to a women where you wait as long as you you can and right before you cum you rap a blanket around the womans head and yell cum typhoon then which you pull out and cum on the blanket so when they go to take it off they have splooge on there hands

I pulled a wet blanket on my girlfriend this morning

by Shoe stomper July 24, 2023

blanket condomnation

Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.

The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".

by QuacksO November 12, 2019

blanket condom

Tightly wrapped blankets around a person

I was really cold, so I made myself a blanket condom to warm myself up. I feel great now!

by Glenny Baby May 3, 2018