Pigs in a Blanket

When someone puts one or more of their toes in a vagina or anus - the pigs are in a blanket.

“Keep those piggies warm in that blanket like a good boy…”

“Yeah, he stuck his foot in my vagina when i was bent over… He screamed “ PIGS IN A BLANKET ” then oinked. I think I have to break up with him now.”

by ‘Footherper July 26, 2024

Blanket out of the dryer

When a girl is so dry the condom stays inside her even though your dick doesnt, so you have to pull it out by hand.

Friend 1: Howd it go last night?

Friend 2: Man last night sucked, I had to pull the blanket out of the dryer

by MischievousDragon79 April 25, 2021

Blanket Fort Day

International Blanket Fort Day - best day to spend time inside and build a multi-room or mansion blanket fort. Use sheets and blankets you have. Sleeping bags and pillows for the floor if needed.

Hey, are you celebrating blanket fort day?

by Mscottie November 29, 2024

Heavy Blankets

Used instead of “lit, sick, dope, awesome, sweet, etc.” when something is “cool.”

Dude 1: Check out this sweet bong man!
Dude 2: Yeah man, heavy blankets, dude!

by thedavidventer November 9, 2020

Blanket Rage

The violent thoughts and feelings you get when a Parent pulls the covers off of you in the morning hoping to wake you up. Most commonly used by Mothers on school days.

Billy - Dude my Mom gave me the worst case of Blanket Rage today. I almost got up and head butted her in the fucking teeth.

John - Bro! My older brother is in Prison for murdering our Mother cause of Blanket Rage!

by TerriblyAwkward August 24, 2011

Blanket Ninja

(Verb) Quiet Sex when in a shared living space such as a dorm, barracks, apartment or flat

My parents had gone to sleep at around 8 so I invited my girl over so we could blanket ninja

by aerospace user April 4, 2020

Being under a blanket

A feeling of trust, comfort and intimacy, like a child hiding under a blanket from their parents. Allowing someone under your metaphorical blanket implies letting them into your private world and trusting them.

Being under a blanket
exmp1:
I told you about 'my crisis' not because it might help you, but because you are the one who I want to know about me, "be under my blanket"

exmp2:

A: I don't care if people would or would not be happy that we date. That is mine.
B: What do you mean?
A: You are under my blanket.

exmp3:
A: I've never considered myself being under your blanket.
B: Wow.

by janthekdjsimp December 29, 2023