wet sandy blanket

Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.

Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?

Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....

by James Shakleford May 9, 2020

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Blanket face

Ones soft face with peach fuzz

Dads usually have blanket face

by Mliv June 10, 2020

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Blanket

The best thing ever!

Zeke: My blanket are the best!
John: Shut the fuck up!
Zeke: You are fucking jealous!
John: I hate you!
Zeke: Get out of my fucking house!
John: I am sorry!
Zeke: I am still fucking pissed at you!

by DOGMAN_5676 June 12, 2020

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Pigs in a blanket

Where you have 2 or more cops wrapped in a blanket and shoved their own batons in their anus until it starts to bleed

‘Hey bro i just did pigs in a blanket with the school cops yesterday it got messy’

by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty June 18, 2020

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1. A diseased or poisoned garment given to someone in order to infect or afflict them.

2. A reference to smallpox blankets allegedly given to the Pontiac Indians.

See: Ottawa jizz rag, Nessus shirt, Shirt of Nesus, Nessus Snuggy, Tunic of Nessus

I woke up with a cold sore after crashing at Dan's apartment after the party. I'm pretty sure he gave me the ol' Pontiac blanket because I cock-blocked him.

by The Cap N' August 10, 2020

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