blanket sneeze

To ejaculate unintentionally or unexpectedly onto a cloth or garment while either asleep or awake.

Instead of going home to my wife and children with the rent money, I went to a club and spent the money on a tranny stripper who made me blanket sneeze in my pants.

by Tao lo ding October 22, 2020

pontiac blanket

1. A diseased or poisoned garment given to someone in order to infect or afflict them.

2. A reference to smallpox blankets allegedly given to the Pontiac Indians.

See: Ottawa jizz rag, Nessus shirt, Shirt of Nesus, Nessus Snuggy, Tunic of Nessus

I woke up with a cold sore after crashing at Dan's apartment after the party. I'm pretty sure he gave me the ol' Pontiac blanket because I cock-blocked him.

by The Cap N' August 10, 2020

wet sandy blanket

Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.

Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?

Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....

by James Shakleford May 9, 2020

small blanket

A bad whore who has been passed around by many.

Damn Ma! You be getting passed around like a small blanket.

by HaveFaith November 14, 2013

Blanket

Comfy safezone. The monster won’t be able to get you, the murderers won’t be able to find you, and it keeps you nice and warm.

If you ever feel unsafe, just hop under your blanket.

by Bubbabro999 March 29, 2024

Lip Blanket

A term used by Canadians to refer to a kickass moustache.

Hey dude, Shawn’s got a fuckin unreal lip blanket.

by TheChelDefinitions November 1, 2020

rookie blanket

a fine that every rookie has to pay at the beginning of the year at court to go towards some sort of team party.

the rookie blanket is 4$ and is due next practice

by anonymous April 14, 2024