Instead of going home to my wife and children with the rent money, I went to a club and spent the money on a tranny stripper who made me blanket sneeze in my pants.
by Tao lo ding October 22, 2020
Get the blanket sneezemug. 1. A diseased or poisoned garment given to someone in order to infect or afflict them.
2. A reference to smallpox blankets allegedly given to the Pontiac Indians.
See: Ottawa jizz rag, Nessus shirt, Shirt of Nesus, Nessus Snuggy, Tunic of Nessus
2. A reference to smallpox blankets allegedly given to the Pontiac Indians.
See: Ottawa jizz rag, Nessus shirt, Shirt of Nesus, Nessus Snuggy, Tunic of Nessus
I woke up with a cold sore after crashing at Dan's apartment after the party. I'm pretty sure he gave me the ol' Pontiac blanket because I cock-blocked him.
by The Cap N' August 10, 2020
Get the pontiac blanketmug. by James Shakleford May 9, 2020
Get the wet sandy blanketmug. by HaveFaith November 14, 2013
Get the small blanketmug. Comfy safezone. The monster won’t be able to get you, the murderers won’t be able to find you, and it keeps you nice and warm.
by Bubbabro999 March 29, 2024
Get the Blanketmug. by TheChelDefinitions November 1, 2020
Get the Lip Blanketmug. a fine that every rookie has to pay at the beginning of the year at court to go towards some sort of team party.
by anonymous April 14, 2024
Get the rookie blanketmug.