Blanket Misanthrope

Someone who offers your comfy blanket in trade for their crummy one and then gives your nice blanket to someone else and gives you back a crap-ass blanket.

Listen you frickin Blanket Misanthrope, you're welcome to use a shit blanket but don't try giving my nice one away.

by luck_20 January 2, 2024

pigs in a blanket

The act of sucking on someone's toes while their foot still has a sock on it. The sock is the blanket wrapping the "pigs" that are that person's toes.

Oh man, last night Susan sucked my toes pigs in a blanket style.

by bigh0ss99 April 18, 2022

Butcher's Blanket

A woman who is menstruating and or about to menstruate.

"Don't bother with me tonight love. I'm on the butcher's blanket".
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"

by pritchy September 2, 2015

New hampshire blanket

When you mix pubes and dryer lint to start a fire

Paul mixes his pubes and lint to make a new hampshire blanket

by panheaddan November 15, 2023

Alpaca Blanket

When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.

If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.

Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?

by TheRealFlow November 11, 2022

blanket

take wind from the sails of (another craft) by passing to windward.

The experienced sailor skillfully blanketed the slower yacht, depriving it of wind and securing a clear path to the finish line.

by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024

blanketing

The unfortunate act of accidentally allowing your freshly-painted fingernails to come into contact with a blanket, thereby leaving a rough, uneven texture on the surface of the nailpolish.

"Crap! I just blanketed my nails!! Now I've got to take ALL the polish off and start over... fml."

"I hate blanketing my nails! Such a waste of time!"

by P. Aris March 11, 2012