beef shot

The view of a naked woman with her legs spread wide open, clearly showing her pussy. Also commonly referred to as "spread eagle"
The beef shot she was showing, made it clear she wanted me to have sex with her.
by caelach April 12, 2007
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beef doughnut

A woman's vagina. If you're from Canada you would spell it beef donut... you can try dunking a beef doughnut, but the owner of the beef doughnut may get mad.
Billy walks in on his naked mother in the shower...
Billy points at his others mid section..

Billy - "Mom what's that?"
Mom - "Uhmm, that's where your father hit me with an ax."
Billy = "Nice shot, got you right in the beef doughnut".
by Vicar204 April 17, 2008
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Beef Pole

A huge dick (greater than 12")
It takes a loose chick to accept a beef pole!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2007
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ground beef

A bovine (cow, bull, or calf) with no legs
"What do you call a cow with no legs."

"Ground beef."
by AnnoyoedWithMommaJokes October 26, 2004
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dick beef

when two men (usually friends) have conflict with each other over liking the same girl
A: whatsup with steve and chris? i thought they were friends but they havnt talked at all tonight

B: yeah, theyre having some dick beef over that girl tasha, they both liked her but she chose chris so steve is mad.

A: he'll get over it
by misterstanwood August 21, 2011
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beef strings

The look created on a big girls back when she wears a dress with really tight straps over the shoulders. In turn these straps create creases as they set themselves into the back fat.
"wow that girl is way to big for that dress"

"yeah look at the straps she has a good set of beef strings going."
by astronautpen May 04, 2007
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