Wheel barrel balls

When the testicles are so swollen from constant arousal, that a wheelbarrow is needed to assist in movement.

He was so aroused, he could hardly walk from his wheel barrel balls.

by Hotdog Xanasabar November 6, 2020

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Sneaky Barrel

When someone is hiding that they are getting fat.

Josh: Hey Sam, have you noticed something different about Robbie lately?

Sam: Ya he's been growing a sneaky barrel.

Josh: It's true he's been eating to many Doritos!

by Amigo#1 October 4, 2019

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Barrel watch

When you get a watch that in at the worst convenience

The Airman sucks “it” through a hole hard because he was told to he has barrel watch

by Reyneer June 2, 2022

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Similar to the term 'empty suit' used in business circles, it refers to anyone who has a position of seeming importance and looks the part, but is actually ineffectual, incomptent, or stupid. Looks good on the outside but no content or substance.

Q: What do you think of the new congressman?

A: Not much-- mostly just an empty barrel, that one.

by Hundo-1 October 22, 2017

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double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.

Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.

by HandleBroom July 31, 2016

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