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Purse badger 

A person, typically female, who keeps their proximity or RFID badge in their purse at all times. While not typically a problem, the purse badger will always hold up a group of weary-eye, late-arrivals at the entrance while she tries in vain to scan the badge through the sidewall of the purse. The purse badger is an animal of convenience and necessity, and does not remove the badge from the purse for any reason. If the badge cannot be scanned, the next person in line will be forced to use their badge to open the door so the group may pass.
I was late to work because the purse badger was holding up the line at the door.
Purse badger by W0lf Dick June 2, 2018

Edgy Badger 

An edgy badger who makes a point to infinity. Is well traveled, well read and somewhat of a rennosance man. However, he badgers friends and family with his so called edgy experiences.
He’s an edgy Badger traveling to all ends of the earth retelling his old football stories and many examples of his “edgy” life.
Edgy Badger by the fist shaker January 13, 2019

Cunny Badger 

When you so thirsty for the puss the horny can not be controlled. Like an hungry honey badger fighting over a big mac.
Nibba so hungry for the puss he done turned into a cunny Badger.
Cunny Badger by Pooppatroller February 21, 2022

backdoor badger 

Someone who aggressively loves giving anal to a partner.
Wow, you're such a backdoor badger the way you tore me up last night.
backdoor badger by Nate No Dog November 30, 2022

Urban badger 

An Urban badger, unlike a Rural badger, is a Mature person who is not a: young at heart b: boisterous
The boy jumped onto the others boy back ''You're such a Rural badger'' the Urban badger spoke, wilst looking on the Rural badger with wise eyes
Urban badger by Tanuki (official) February 17, 2023

Haggard Old Badger 

Derogitory Term used to define young or old person, who has a bitchy/asshole/douche bag/ personality and or attitude towards younger folk, and they are in dire need of getting laid. More often then not they are extremely un-attractive character.
Dude, your mom is such a Haggard Old Badger