A hat to be worn by only the sexiest of mutha fuckas! If worn, you must advertise with "I'll make your fantasy cum true" or a "Fah-Nasty cum true!," This must also occur with a picture of your butt-ass naked sexy self while also covering your Johnson with something sexy and inconspicuous, like a hammer or a 23" length horse condom.
For example, you must imagine yourself riding on a glorious (photo-shopped) horse. Cause it's fucking cool and you're wearing a Bass Pro Hat. Just bear in mind; however, that YOU are the Stallion here, NOT that ugly horse. You also can pretend to fake rub your ass against that furry, hard back. It reminds me of when I was a Bear...
Anyway, when you're oiled up like a slice of New York pepperoni and naked all the way down to your fuckin sexy-ass filled-to-the-rim with hot sexy maleness of a pinky toe, you don that BASS MUTHA FUCKIN PRO Shop hat! Suck it bitches! No really, you can. For a fee. Check out my Facebook page special this week "FAH-NASTYs do cum true! Cum to my mom's basement, where I'll pamper and rub my olive oil covered sexiness to completion." *Available only this Wednesday at 10pm. Special $9.99! Friends and family discount $7.99. PS Wear a wig for $20 discount.
Then, swing your Johnson to the other side of the horse (or just wear a tube shock to be photshopped out). Look at the camera like you're the biggest, baddest, sexist piece of hot steaming Man in the land! Then smile and say, "I'm One Sexy Mutha Fucka!"
For example, you must imagine yourself riding on a glorious (photo-shopped) horse. Cause it's fucking cool and you're wearing a Bass Pro Hat. Just bear in mind; however, that YOU are the Stallion here, NOT that ugly horse. You also can pretend to fake rub your ass against that furry, hard back. It reminds me of when I was a Bear...
Anyway, when you're oiled up like a slice of New York pepperoni and naked all the way down to your fuckin sexy-ass filled-to-the-rim with hot sexy maleness of a pinky toe, you don that BASS MUTHA FUCKIN PRO Shop hat! Suck it bitches! No really, you can. For a fee. Check out my Facebook page special this week "FAH-NASTYs do cum true! Cum to my mom's basement, where I'll pamper and rub my olive oil covered sexiness to completion." *Available only this Wednesday at 10pm. Special $9.99! Friends and family discount $7.99. PS Wear a wig for $20 discount.
Then, swing your Johnson to the other side of the horse (or just wear a tube shock to be photshopped out). Look at the camera like you're the biggest, baddest, sexist piece of hot steaming Man in the land! Then smile and say, "I'm One Sexy Mutha Fucka!"
"He wears a..." Bass Pro Shop Hat. WTF?
Bass Pro Shop hat definition: A hat worn by only the sexiest of people.
For example, used in a sentence and conversation:
John: What's up with Bass Pro Shop hat? WTF? I don't get it.
Rye Rye: "Cause he's the sexiest Mutha Fucka in ALL the land! I mean come on! Just look at him! He's marvelous and magnificent and only the sexiest of mutha fuckas like him can wear one."
Bass Pro Shop hat definition: A hat worn by only the sexiest of people.
For example, used in a sentence and conversation:
John: What's up with Bass Pro Shop hat? WTF? I don't get it.
Rye Rye: "Cause he's the sexiest Mutha Fucka in ALL the land! I mean come on! Just look at him! He's marvelous and magnificent and only the sexiest of mutha fuckas like him can wear one."
by John Olanzapine May 14, 2022
Get the "He wears a..." Bass Pro Shop Hat. WTF?mug. omg who dropped their hotdog?
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what the frick frack dick slap pussy ass buttcrack lackback stupidass cupid last cast best ass less bass is this stupid shit
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by fuckitimgoingtohell September 24, 2021
Get the what the frick frack dick slap pussy ass buttcrack lackback stupidass cupid last cast best ass less bass is this stupid shitmug. Person 1: Heyy, I really like your cello
Person 2: ITS A DOUBLE BASS.
Person 1: Oh my bad. Anyways that's a cool cello.
Person 2: ITS A DOUBLE BASS.
Person 1: Oh my bad. Anyways that's a cool cello.
by aria is radical April 28, 2023
Get the Double Bassmug. by Mario.Maiden November 16, 2021
Get the Drum&bassmug. An Insult used against another. Could be used towars anyone possessing an odourous vagina, or a bitchy fish if the situation calls for it.
Pronounced "Cun-Tee bAss"
Pronounced "Cun-Tee bAss"
Jeff: Should I Become A Doctor, Or A Teacher?
Megan: Doesn't really matter, You'll be a Cunty Bass Either way.
"They ran out of hotdogs at Ikea today"
"No Way. what did you do?"
"I Called the Woman A Cunty Bass and got some Schnitzle Instead"
Megan: Doesn't really matter, You'll be a Cunty Bass Either way.
"They ran out of hotdogs at Ikea today"
"No Way. what did you do?"
"I Called the Woman A Cunty Bass and got some Schnitzle Instead"
by M Dizzzzzzzle November 19, 2006
Get the Cunty Bassmug. by P_a_r_k_e_r June 18, 2022
Get the honey bassmug. -noun
1. One who experiences euphoria when listening to heavy bass.
2. A dope individual who spreads positive vibes
1. One who experiences euphoria when listening to heavy bass.
2. A dope individual who spreads positive vibes
1. I am a total BASS BAE whenever I go to DJ Diesel's sets. His dubstep and trap mixes give me LIFEEE.
2. Rihanna is a total BASS BAE because her designs make women feel powerful and confident.
2. Rihanna is a total BASS BAE because her designs make women feel powerful and confident.
by Art Lean January 26, 2022
Get the BASS BAEmug.