A sudden urge to fap, usually after seeing something insanely hot. Most fap attack sufferers cool their urges with loli. The normal fap-attack-fap yields 1-2 gallons of semen at a time, sometimes up to 3.
/b/tard 1: OMFG I just had a epic fap attack, more lolis plz
/b/tard 2: ur gonna get v& lolz
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/b/tard 2: ur gonna get v& lolz
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by Nymphrix December 9, 2008
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I caught a glimpse of her meat flaps when she bent over, and I had a full-on jack attack. Seriously, dude... I had to go rub one out in her bathroom.
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1- she... It.
2- women that has severe ugliness on most of her body. (Sometimes occurres in plastic surgery mess ups.
3- that girl at your old school or now school that nobody except other ugly people were friends with.
4- a girl a little below average, a little ugly and nothing fancy
5 - average girl with nothing fancy, but not ugly (the median)
6 - plane jane with some interesting features and a little bit of style (good option if you're an average not attractive)
7 - attractive girl with nice body, but doesn't look like a model (advanced girlfriend material, higher cost/quality)
8 - hot semi-popular girl that looks like a model, has a sense of style but lacks class (strong sense of entitlement begins here)
9 - super hot popular girl, the hottest cheerleader in high school, queen of the prom night, has class, decency and resourceful men at her disposal (extremely privileged, strong bitch shield, dates only celebrities)
10 - same as 9, but in her prime
So let's be honest. The only meaningful way for you to get a 9 or a 10 in your bed without dragging her is to become at least a local celebrity, and that includes looks, money, status and game. In most cases 7s are already good enough for one night stands and long term relationships, and 8s will require certain know-hows from you. Yep, they're missing that spark and the element of divinity in their appearance, but are those 10-20% extra worth of 500% more effort?
1- she... It.
2- women that has severe ugliness on most of her body. (Sometimes occurres in plastic surgery mess ups.
3- that girl at your old school or now school that nobody except other ugly people were friends with.
4- a girl a little below average, a little ugly and nothing fancy
5 - average girl with nothing fancy, but not ugly (the median)
6 - plane jane with some interesting features and a little bit of style (good option if you're an average not attractive)
7 - attractive girl with nice body, but doesn't look like a model (advanced girlfriend material, higher cost/quality)
8 - hot semi-popular girl that looks like a model, has a sense of style but lacks class (strong sense of entitlement begins here)
9 - super hot popular girl, the hottest cheerleader in high school, queen of the prom night, has class, decency and resourceful men at her disposal (extremely privileged, strong bitch shield, dates only celebrities)
10 - same as 9, but in her prime
So let's be honest. The only meaningful way for you to get a 9 or a 10 in your bed without dragging her is to become at least a local celebrity, and that includes looks, money, status and game. In most cases 7s are already good enough for one night stands and long term relationships, and 8s will require certain know-hows from you. Yep, they're missing that spark and the element of divinity in their appearance, but are those 10-20% extra worth of 500% more effort?
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My boy smoked me out last night, and i got too ripped. I thought i was going to have a Heart Attack!
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