Andre, The tall Portuguese guy. Who’s very nice sexy and Handsome that the second you see him you’ll start creaming. He’s also very good at sports and would be the best boyfriend football is his favourite sport. He has all the Pace, height, and skills but has ZERO finishing.
If you meet an Andre he’s a keeper. He’ll love you with his whole heart.
If you meet an Andre he’s a keeper. He’ll love you with his whole heart.
by Awesome Claw November 21, 2021
Get the Andremug. 
The sweetest person you will ever meet with a heart of gold. You are lucky if you have one in your life.
by honestbimbo February 21, 2024
Get the Andre Russomug. greatest person of all time, best kisser best hugger, handsome, wants to do right by everyone and never lets anyone down. he is strong smart and is up to try anything.
by therealgabeitch November 24, 2021
Get the Andremug. Person 1: Hello, my name is Andre
Person 2: Hello Andre, I bet you have a big dick and hella money and bitches
Person 2: Hello Andre, I bet you have a big dick and hella money and bitches
by SaggyBoobies69420 February 28, 2023
Get the Andremug. Manchester United's non-goalkeeper / goalletter. Signed by the notorious idiot Erik ten Haram for 50M quid after kicking club legend David de Gea out of the club, it has since become apparent that Onana had been cosplaying as a footballer all this time. His hands are made of poppadom and he is often called Dracula because he too is allergic to crosses. He is the type of goalkeeper that strikes confidence into the hearts of the opposition.
"AAAAAAAAAAAA FOR FUCK'S SAKE ONANA YOU FUCKING TWAT" - Mark Goldbridge after watching Andre Onana make his 69th blunder of the season
by Untar la Manteca August 10, 2025
Get the Andre Onanamug. My name is Andre
by anonymous November 24, 2021
Get the Andremug.