Someone who repeatedly has to talk about their shitty Iphone, especially with reference to the latest pointless application they have just downloaded, to the extent everyone in the surrounding area rolls their eyes with boredom.
"Since Jim has bought an Iphone, he has turned from a decent sort of chap into a complete and utter App Twat".
by Bored Pilot April 17, 2010
Get the App Twatmug. by Onikage October 7, 2006
Get the twat batmug. A really nasty, annoying, or stupid person. A combination of twat and badger. So it could be either a sex pest, or female genitalia twice over for emphasis.
by Simonster June 11, 2006
Get the Twat Badgermug. When you are getting ready for a hump fest and your sideways smile doesn't have any saliva, making insertion of erect penis into the pink taco very difficult and at times almost impossible.
(Similar to cotton mouth.)
(Similar to cotton mouth.)
by Catabby Rolanus November 6, 2003
Get the Cotton Twatmug. 20-something dressed in over-priced torn clothing and numerous 80s retro fashion items, sometimes including pink legwarmers. Ridiculous haircuts also de-rigeur. Comonly found in Shoreditch/Hoxton area, usually making bad art in an overpriced warehouse apartment while living on seemingly limitless parental funds. Shoreditch twats where once refered to more politely by the BBC as 'Hoxton trendies'.
by Nick Dawes October 1, 2003
Get the Shoreditch twatmug. A form of attack on a female in which her attacker kicks her in the twat so hard that the foot becomes lodged in the vaginal cavity and the attacker then wears her like a shoe and walks around.
by Mr.Quackers5380 August 27, 2009
Get the twat walkmug. "Tar twat" is a derogatory term for a woman who smokes cigarettes excessively. Her smoking makes her whole body reek of nicotine, and negatively effects the odor of her vaginal cavity. Kissing her is like kissing an ashtray, and eating her pussy is like licking an ashtray.
1. I really like that woman, but I can't go down on her, because she is such a tar twat.
2. The BBW I've been fucking is really cool to be around, but she is a huge tar twat. I just can't eat her pussy, so i diddle her with my fingers instead.
2. The BBW I've been fucking is really cool to be around, but she is a huge tar twat. I just can't eat her pussy, so i diddle her with my fingers instead.
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
Get the tar twatmug.