apandah

a youtuber who made a terrible discord server where in nobody is funny and has no regard for human life as it is. Was once on SMPLive.

Apandah is a gay youtuber

by Jayskee August 28, 2019

april 3

fucking the best day ever because no one one this MF APP DECIDED TO GIVE A DEFINITION FOR IT. also everyone must make mac and cheese in celebration of this glorious day.

her birthday is in april 3?? hell yea give her some mac and cheese.

by jtan October 16, 2019

April Fool's Day

The one day when it's okay to be a complete and total asshole.

"Mom, I'm pregnant!"

"You're only fifteen." **has a heart attack**

"...Happy April Fool's Day..."

by jaycubed31 April 1, 2009

Apollo Justice

The cutest god damn defense attorney ever. Has a cool bracelet which can spot lies. Doesn't know his really cute co-worker is his half sister. Gay for Klavier probably

I'm Apollo Justice and I'm fine!!

by linachords November 14, 2014

apple fight

A mysterious pastime involving apples. People are invited to a secret location. Once all participants have arrived, shut and lock the doors, close the windows, pull the black-out curtains and turn off the lights. You then proceed to pummel your friends whilst shouting "APPLE FIGHT BITCHES!" If apples are not making a "pew pew pew" sound, you're doing it wrong. For our American counterparts, apples may say "pew, pew, pew, 'merica"

"I showed up at this party and next thing I knew people were pummeling me with apples! WTF?"
"That was an apple fight dude"

by Hur Rue September 21, 2013

Dirty Apple

The act of shoving a Red Delicious apple into an anus and then eating it. Slice the apple to share with friends or keep the whole apple for yourself.

"Hey Bram, what are you doing after the One Direction concert?"
"I'm not sure, David. I actually might dirty apple Ashley."
"Wow Bram! I thought you two were just talking."
"I know, David. I think she might be the one for me."

by Too hot to Handel December 11, 2014

Fuck apple

This fucking shit apple has no quality only profit.

You know what Fuck apple. No one likes then they only like looking rich.

by A neutral opinion May 25, 2020