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Mr. Pete

Mr. Pete is a term used to describe exceptionally capable and competent person
Especially now that you are Mr. Pete
by tommiepreis November 10, 2021
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petes dragon

Similar to a "tea bag" however, its focus is on dragging DRAGON your penisPETER, across the face of your preferably very close friend/partner/well humored family member while they are sleeping/blacked out from chemical intoxication. (For your own safety DO NOT attempt this on someone who is trying to sleep off a bender of coke and or meth). It wont turn out well for anyone.
Check out this pic of PETES DRAGON visiting you last night!
by Pleidese February 5, 2020
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Pete's a guy

"Hey Joe! Pete's a guy!"
by coolcraft January 14, 2020
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Pete Townshend

Its interesting how people ignore the likelihood that a guy like Pete Townshend would happily try and put them out on the street because he is talented at something they like (music). Some people even think the guy is awesome even though they've never met him and dont know him.
Before the Who, who the fuck was Pete Townshend? Without the Who, who the fuck is Pete Townshend?
by Solid Mantis October 2, 2020
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Floorflusher Pete

Talk is cheap and so is Floorflusher Pete. A 30k millionaire. Grandiose talk from a nerdy, bespectacled ass clown. Floorflusher Pete believes himself to be the most educated in the room. Likes to lecture. Bloated self esteem. Narcissist. Avoid this type of person.
Floorflusher Pete is coming to the family reunion. Maybe he will play his guitar and act like he is some famous recording artist. Afterwards, Floorflusher Pete will give us all a lecture on the stock market, even though he, himself, has nothing in his bank account, except for a big old negative balance. GTFO, Floorflusher Pete!
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
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Pulled a "Pete"

Acting carelessly or foolishly in order to complicate any simple task into a highly complicated event.
Pulling a "Pete"
-used in a sentence-
F&*K what time is it? 1:30!?! my midterm was due at midnight!!! FMLL
bro... u just Pulled a "Pete"
by Daddy_Warbucks May 1, 2011
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New Pete

When an already flaccid and micro Pete moves on and subsequently becomes a fully inverted Peter.
A) Have you talked to Pete lately?
B) Nah, man. He’s New Pete. Not even really interested... So inverted now.
A) You mean introverted?
B) Nope.
by ABower May 14, 2018
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