Washington wipe

When you grab your dogs ass and stuff it with turkey and cheese dip. You then feed it laxitives and have it shit it all out into your mouth. You do this all while your sister masturbates to it and your brother face fucks the dog. You then rub the leftover shit on you body and walk around a Publix screaming this is dog shit suck my left tit
I Washington wiped so hard last night. Best thing that has ever happened to me
by Dicknickthenutbutt420 December 22, 2020
mugGet the Washington wipemug.

Team Wiped

When somebody gets knocked out by a person/group of people.
Betty: Damnnn Joe just got knocked out!

Nancy: Bro got team wiped.
by icethegoat24 August 2, 2024
mugGet the Team Wipedmug.

Ass-wipe

Like a lick-ass, but x10. An ass-wipe doesn’t just lick their ass but they lick it, wipe it and clean it too. Mostly goody-two-shoes but could be anyone
“Luke is the BIGGEST ass-wipe to Mr Smith, he problay has a secret shrine to him.”
by coconut scones❤️ February 19, 2019
mugGet the Ass-wipemug.

forced wipe

when you are sitting in a bathroom stall done with your business but you still sit there because you are reading on your smartphone and someone walks in, prompting you to put your phone away and wipe your ass
Thomas: Andrew did you finish reading my email on our new research report

Andrew: Sorry, I was half way through in the can and then I had a forced wipe. I will read it later.
by highyieldjoe February 26, 2017
mugGet the forced wipemug.

Wipe Hype

A day that occurs four times each month; the only day in which players set their alarm clocks opposed to gfuel refills. In hopes of being the first one foundation wiped 1 hour into wipe.
"Rustoria wipes in 2hrs"

logical response "Wipe Hype"
by Merlin Reinders October 19, 2022
mugGet the Wipe Hypemug.

San Francisco wet wipe

When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
That shit was so messy I had to use a San Francisco wet wipe
by Damon184 June 11, 2025
mugGet the San Francisco wet wipemug.

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