dog monster

a very unattractive individual or an instance in which what happens or will be happening is not fun.

Joey got a new haircut, and he looks like an absolute dog monster.

by HIYAkids46 November 8, 2020

ranch dog

A sketchy looking female of questionable sanity.

Inspried by the dogs that inhabit the ranches of Mexico. Not exactly pets, they have to fend for themselves and end up a bit mangy and skittish, especially around humans.

That chick is a total ranch dog.

by Le Singe June 1, 2006

the dog's philosophy

A way of seeing life that wryly asserts: If you can't eat it or fuck it, then piss on it.

The dog's philosophy has inspired in many what appears to be an affinity for canine behavior.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2017

walter the dog

walter the iconic dog of all and reins superior
do not mess with this absolute unit

did you hear when walter the dog said hello MIKE

by michealrosen April 16, 2020

Dog digger

Similar to a gold digger,

A dog digger is someone who goes out with you for your dog(s).

Guy 1: What happen between you and Felecia?
Guy 2: I loved her, she only loved my dogs, so I said “bye Felecia” and set that dog digger back to her dog house.

by DeathToTheBourgeoisie239 May 28, 2018

Veggie Dogging

The act of rubbing a dildo between another's butt cheeks without penetrating the anus. Also see: hot dogging

Sue and Lisa spent the night breaking in their new dildo by veggie dogging.

by KKgoldfish August 20, 2014

Turn dogs

The hot dogs you get at the turn on a golf course.

“Dude you played like garbage on the front 9.”

“I know I only came for the turn dogs”

by peteypablo21 January 17, 2022