Zombie Sunday 

The celebration of Jesus Christ rising from the dead, and therefore the celebration of him being a zombie.

Also a celebration for zombie awareness, zombie appreciation, and all other things zombies.

******Let it be noted that while Zombie Sunday is a celebration of and for zombies, all and any zombies should still be killed on site.

John: Happy Zombie Sunday Jack!
Jack: Thanks John! Now help me kill this zombie!

Kara: Since Jesus rose from the dead, does that make him a zombie?
Zombie: Uhhh ahh uhh ohh ahh uhh.
Kara: Of course it does. I am going to kill you now.

Zombie Sunday by Cmail08 April 4, 2010

Zombie Death Music 

A term that some people would use to define screamo and all the genres that include it.

Teenager: -blasts "It Never Ends" by Bring Me The Horizon-
Mother: Are you listening to Zombie Death Music again?!?
Teenager: No...

Zombie Death Music by KupcakeNinja September 10, 2010

Zombie Crutch 

Hard rockin hip- hoppin monster funk.

the high preist of the zombies wakes the dead through mesmirizing music. giving the zombie crutch to walk with.

Zombie Crutch by j lutz October 13, 2010

Zombie Clock 

A clock that, after having been bitten by a zombie, uses blood-coagulation rates to calculate approximately how long until you will become a zombie. When the clock finally counts down to 0:00:00, you are craving brains.

Better pull that trigger before her zombie clock hits zero....

Zombie Clock by Asdf Jkl; January 4, 2011

zombie cap 

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!

zombie cap by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011

Zombie Locked 

When a door will only open by someone slamming into it. Like a zombie staggering forward.

Tom's front door was Zombie Locked so he could only open it by dropping all his weight into the handle.

Zombie Locked by Froginabox December 16, 2011

zombie conversations

Unwilling to accept reality.

A: "Do you think Zombies clip their toe-nails?'

B: "Zombies arnt real, end of zombie conversations."

zombie conversations by hoss geller January 24, 2012