Woodsend

Small town in urmston where everyone thinks that they’re on something special when they just sit on Lytham park and sniff cocaine all day. What tramps. All the little Chavvy 13 year old neeks sit in a park on a bench inhaling cancer into their lungs and rolling up with rizzler with “bacceh” inside of it with no filter just straight cancer. Barely any of the small nitty population are black and paki kids they are all just trampy white scroats who run round small shitty woodsned skate park thinking they are some sort of “hood” gang. Fuck woodsend. And fuck all the 13 year old slaggy girls giving butt at a bus stop.

Let’s go woodsend and get sucked off at a bus stop

by Fuck nittys January 12, 2021

woodsmen

A coed group of elite timber sports competitors. Travel internationally making big wood small.

Oh yeah, I'm on the woodsmen team. I can work an axe like nobody's business (time).

by Colby Lumberjack March 24, 2021

Ash Woods

Ash Woods is another way of someone being completely and hopelessly wack. As opposed to a chase type of person.
When used to describe a female however, she would be considered beautiful of body and mind and displaying great intellect as well as atheltic ability. She would be the standard of a great woman.

Whoa, did you see that girl walkin down the street. She was mos def an ash woods.

or

Ay man dont be bringing that Ash Woods mess into this party, we aint down wit Hasselhoff music.

by Bigchase October 30, 2006

Its Woodstock

The greatest concert and spiritual acid journey ever. In which, two women gave birth, millions conceived, and one death was recorded. Used in an excuse or phrase for doing something unexplainable by referencing the event called Woodstock and can be used in the combination with "because" and "doesn't matter"

ex. 1
Bro: You getten' erect in the locker room

Other guy: Doesn't matter man its Woodstock.

ex. 2
Little Brother: why are you on the roof

Big Bro: Because it woodstock! (jumps to shallow end in pool while on acid)

ex. 3
Bum: (playing guitar) Give me change!

You: why?!

Bum: because its Woodstock!

You: its 2011!

Bum: Doesnt matter man its Woodstock!

*Can be used on any question*

by All That is Jesh and Adrian March 7, 2011

poopsie whoopsie

When you are fucking her so hard that you make her shit herself.

Bro I killed that shit so hard she had a poopsie whoopsie.

by Dat elf doe September 27, 2017

crown woods

A place where boys and girls go to so they can say away from their parents and swear and act all big but are actually bitches asking for attention in life.

hey did you see those bitches in crown woods?

by skskskthetruth June 17, 2019

Hayley Woods

A girl with many features. She is sassy, loving, and very funny. She is a blond and blue eyes, Hayley will be the bestest friend you will always have. You would have to kill her if you wanted to hurt her friends. She would always take the first bullet. She wont open up her feelings for you. But if you watch close enough she will give you signs as if she likes you or not. If she doesn't still be her friends. She will be there when you need her the most. Hayley is very hyper all the times and you will love that she will always make you smile and laugh because of that. Hayley will always be there and she will always be happy to see you. At first she will be very shy, and you may have to say the first words. but when she does get to know you she will love to be your friend!! If you get to know a hayley make sure that you never let her get into harms way! Or never lose her she will be the best thing of your life!!!!

hayley: h-hey
guy: I like your hair.
My name is hayley Woods
Mine is greg

by ❤️🏀woodsy🏀❤️ December 6, 2019