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Woke

He's so woke he thinks women are people
by DocBok June 23, 2023
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woke

past tense of wake. so before a wake created by another boat hits your boat it is still a wake. After it hits the past tense part kicks in and it becomes woke.

popular amongst people into water recreation, like boating or jet skiing.
Let's go get woke off some speed boats brah
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Woke

A label invented by conservatives, referring to left-wing monoculture. Wokeness refers to a set of ideology and values, the mass-media machine that disseminates them, and the system of social-pressure that silences and censors dissenters.
"Here at Acme Tech, we promote based on race and gender, not performance."
"Wow stop being so woke."

"It was a great children's TV series until season 3, then the writers went woke and turned half the characters gay."

"The new elementary school history curriculum went woke; now they vilify the United States and the founding fathers."
by PaulFidika July 25, 2022
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Woke

When calling attention to matters of social, racial, economical, or societal injustice has direct impact on a person's privilege.
The conservative christian parent complained that discussion of the impacts of slavery in class was "woke"
by Harvest Corn Dog July 24, 2022
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Woke

Arising from one's bed place and somehow crossing into the space time continuum forever damaging one's psyche. Being lost in the land of fucktards. Maybe you should go back to bed, dumbass. Don't get on up, we'll tell you when to wake up. Bitch.
He woke up on the wrong side of the bed and never recovered.
by bomman950 March 28, 2023
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Woke Slaps

Friend: Who is “woke slaps”

Me:Dat nigga
by Wokeslaps July 10, 2019
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Woke

A word used to describe any ineffectual or ill-conceived product or policy generated by those who self-identify as exceptionally virtuous.
Those dried cucumber drinking straws sure turned out to be mushy, woke mess.
by Dawgy-style October 17, 2024
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