An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.
Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake Weston in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake Weston's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
by YouThoughtL March 23, 2022
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When two male family members have a sexual threesome with a woman. Named for Sherlock Holmes Fanfic, where the Watson brothers ship with Holmes.
"I heard that Sam and Ed Davidson hooked up with Sammy at a party. "
"A Double Watson, or separately?"
"A Double Watson, or separately?"
by SamSpade1331 March 31, 2022
Get the Double Watson mug.By far, the hottest character in Orange is the new black. She is fierce, strong, and appears a little blunt sometimes; but deep inside, Watson is a sweet person. She sadly gets transferred to a prison in Ohio after the riot, but continues to live happily.
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Get the Janae Watson mug.A regal act worthy of the Caesars of Rome. This action involves not showering for a minimum period of 3 days. During this period, one's scrotum becomes a melting pot of sweat, oil, and vinegar. After the marinating process, the person approaches either a sleeping girlfriend or unsuspecting female and drops their wet sack directly onto the victim's eyes, with the asshole over the nose. The sleeper will awaken to a warm Italian howdy. Rustic with a touch of pink eye
Boyfriend: Good morning sweetness.
Girlfriend: OH gawd! What have you done to me?!
Boyfriend: The old Italian Wetmop girl! I'll drive you to the clinic
Girlfriend: OH gawd! What have you done to me?!
Boyfriend: The old Italian Wetmop girl! I'll drive you to the clinic
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Redneck: I do declare.
Me: Pee one me.
Redneck: Oh you wanting that Alabama Wetdown ain’t ya boy!
Redneck: I do declare.
Me: Pee one me.
Redneck: Oh you wanting that Alabama Wetdown ain’t ya boy!
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