An extension of the third wheel/inverted oreo.
Occurs when someone of dark complexion is situated between two people of light/pale complexion, and the two pale people are in a relationship. Not only will the darker person be third-wheeling, but they will be an "inverted wagon wheel," and they will be "inverse wagon wheeling."
The "wagon wheel" part refers to the wagon wheel snackfood similar to an oreo available in many parts of the world.
Occurs when someone of dark complexion is situated between two people of light/pale complexion, and the two pale people are in a relationship. Not only will the darker person be third-wheeling, but they will be an "inverted wagon wheel," and they will be "inverse wagon wheeling."
The "wagon wheel" part refers to the wagon wheel snackfood similar to an oreo available in many parts of the world.
Black Guy: Oh hey, it's a white couple
(black guy runs up in between the couple, proceeds to make things awkward)
White couple: Stop being an inverted wagon wheel man
(black guy runs up in between the couple, proceeds to make things awkward)
White couple: Stop being an inverted wagon wheel man
by Crawdaunt November 2, 2010

1-An idiom used to describe someone tarrying along for a long time.
2-Gordon Freeman's expedition through Combine-Earth, who just sorta ran for days and days, thinking he'd be safe in one place just to land in another. Also, one of his lost adventures involves him throwing a wagon at a zawlrus (zombie walrus).
2-Gordon Freeman's expedition through Combine-Earth, who just sorta ran for days and days, thinking he'd be safe in one place just to land in another. Also, one of his lost adventures involves him throwing a wagon at a zawlrus (zombie walrus).
1-
*Guy 2 shuffles through a toolbox for no apparent reason*
Guy 1: Hey, man, STOP WAGON ACROSS THE WALRUS! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DAYS IT TAKES TO WAG ACROSS A WALRUS? NINETY!
2-
"Good god, Freeman. You've been wagon across the walrus since like, 1902. And it's only like, 2552 now." -Wallace Breen
*Guy 2 shuffles through a toolbox for no apparent reason*
Guy 1: Hey, man, STOP WAGON ACROSS THE WALRUS! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DAYS IT TAKES TO WAG ACROSS A WALRUS? NINETY!
2-
"Good god, Freeman. You've been wagon across the walrus since like, 1902. And it's only like, 2552 now." -Wallace Breen
by Holygiant December 7, 2009

by natgar May 12, 2011

A place where the le7 mandems go out to drink white ace or zeppo, they will often be found spittin bars or rippin G's
Le7 Wagon Endz
Le7 Manz 1 : Yh hold tight , rep endz wastegash , we on whites 2nite blud?
Le7 Manz 2: Nah either reppin Gmandems or mitchplexes
Le7 Manz 1 : Yh hold tight , rep endz wastegash , we on whites 2nite blud?
Le7 Manz 2: Nah either reppin Gmandems or mitchplexes
by ttyy October 22, 2008

by Dboy008 March 25, 2009

When you receive oral sex from a female who has mouthwash, gum, or something minty in her mouth at the time.
My friend Chris Ryan was about to get head from an empty-mouthed girl, and he was like, "Ho, put some mouthwash in that mouth I want a Peppermint Patty Wagon!"
by Chris Ryan's Gynecologist April 15, 2012

An adult game in a vehicle, when a person sees a volts wagon bus (operational or non operational) calls shag-wagon and points it out, that person gets any sexual favor he or she desires at anytime within a one month period. A person can claim as many as possible and use them on the person called with! after one month of shag-wagon being called it is canceled out, each calling is one point (sexual favor) Also a shag-wagon point can be canceled out by another persons shag-wagon point.
a variation to the slug-bug and love-bug game!
Shag-wagon
person # 1.
I see a shag wagon, you owe me sex how ever i tell you to do it tonight!
person # 2.
Ha ha i see a shag wagon, I don't owe you shit, unless you wanna let me put it in your butt!
person # 1. hell no you can't put it in my butt, damn i guess i lost out on a shag wagon!
person # 2. ya well i see another shag wagon right there!
and i say oh yes i am!
Shag-wagon
person # 1.
I see a shag wagon, you owe me sex how ever i tell you to do it tonight!
person # 2.
Ha ha i see a shag wagon, I don't owe you shit, unless you wanna let me put it in your butt!
person # 1. hell no you can't put it in my butt, damn i guess i lost out on a shag wagon!
person # 2. ya well i see another shag wagon right there!
and i say oh yes i am!
by Mr and Mrs Peters July 12, 2009
