ipod with benefits

an iphone thats service has been turned off due to ones father hating them.

once the service is turned off, you now have whats called an iphone with benefits also known as an imposter"

it can also be used as an excuse for not giving a guy your number.

the benefits include: camera, digital voice recorder, the inability to use apps that require internet being that wifi gets shitty connection, the thickness of an iphone with the brain of an ipad nano (see ipad nano)

"hey babe, whats your number?"
"oh i dont have a phone"
"oh really whats that in your pocket? sure looks like an iphone to me"
"its actually an ipod with benefits"
"speaking of benefits-"
"please shut the hell up and go away."

by lamalamalana April 10, 2010

date with jill

date with jill is another way of saying masturbateing. if you hold up your right hand and outline your fingers you can make it to spell out jill. Its something to tell your friends your doing when your really going just to rub one off.

If someone asks what your doing or about to do and your really about to go jerk off you say you are going on a date with jill

by bigbubba1020 February 26, 2011

tech with tim

A Massive Bloke, with a 15" cock. he will steal your wife with his knowlege of pygame and will most certainly woo you to your knees

OH FUCK its Tech With Tim.... HIDE YOUR WIFES
*gets on knees and begins sucking*

WHOA LOOK AT THAT MASSIVE CHAD, its TIM!

by Tims Number One Fan December 17, 2019

International Come Up With a Day Day

International Come up With a Day Day or (ICUWADD) is that day where you feel "wow my job is retarded" and decide to make up a holiday to miss work. Of course because your job always sucks this makes any day that isnt a real holiday (ICUWADD) and allows you to miss every day of work while still claiming a pay check.

Man: "My job sucks"
Joe: "Thats ok dude, its International Come Up With a Day Day"
Man: "I always forget that everyday is ICUWADD, thanks Joe!"

by nOmega November 9, 2009

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You clicked on flag or something on this cursed website, and are currently on a universal scale of boredom. Then decided to put it into that forbidden search bar just to see some nonsense written by someone on the other side of the world.

Are you proud of yourself?

Friend: Want to play another match?
You: I would love to but... I need to be productive and do homework.
Friend: Alright, please be quick though!
You: I need to do my writing essay for fiction. Let's go to Urbandictionary.com and find some nonsense words.

10 mins later.
You: Wow I didn't know that all these pages exist!
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You: Ok I am done now, actually one more word!
(The painful cycle of wasting time has begun)

by Trumpium December 14, 2021

Vikings with manners.

Vikings who will apologize about getting ash and blood on your new carpet as they rape/pillage/kill your house/family/village.

After killing my grandad by bludgeoning him to death with the cat, Oloff gave a shrug and grunt to kinda say "whoops, my bad" after he saw the massive amounts of blood splatter. Of course, he then proceeded to steal all my silver and make off with my wife. Regardless, he stood out among his peers as one of those vikings with manners.

by Oloff the Safety Viking April 8, 2009

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash

The most romantic meal Louis Tomlinson cooked for his vegetarian girlfriend.

"It's date night, what do you want to eat?"
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."

by That Writer Girl November 4, 2020