perfect vegan

Girl who is so obsessed with virtue exhibiting veganism she won't give you a bkow job as it may involve swallowibg animal produxts

My girlfriend is a perfect vegan. She refuses to blow me because she considers putting meat in her mouth and swallowing spunk is exploiting animals

by CAMRA man July 12, 2019

vegan popper

(Vegan popper) when a nicotine vape and THC vape are simultaneously sucked.

(Similar to a traditional popper but electronic)

can I borrow your vape so I can take a vegan popper

by - dashmastaflash March 21, 2023

vegan pizza

It's someone who says they have acne but they don't, this term come from the term pizza face which means a lot of acne or (pepperoni) but since it's vegan pizza it has no meat so therefore someone with little acne is vegan pizza

Omg I have so much acne
Shut up vegan pizza

by THE ULTAMATE BADADDY February 12, 2018

Vegan Circumference

Refers to TT influencer @thisveganking. Indicates how wide his anus is from the last item entering/exiting his ass. Measured in Away Team members that can pass through the diameter of his leather cheerio.

My Vegan Circumference passed a Volkswagen into the shitter from all the dick.

by SKEETPISS March 29, 2025

wisconsin vegan

Exactly the same thing as a normal vegan with the complete exception of dairy.

Why are you eating pizza? I thought you were vegan.

I am a vegan. I’m a Wisconsin vegan though.

by anonymous October 7, 2023

Vegan

Whatever you think a vegan is, you're right.

Vegans are like marmite. You either love em or you hate em. No inbetween. And chances are if you love em, you are one

by Bigtabz March 26, 2023

Vegan Gasoline

Biofuels that are derived from plant's for human use. It can include: algae fuel, ethanol and other forms of plant waste.

Environmentalists use vegan gasoline because it doesn’t harm or kill animals..

by Pp word Boy Selina February 14, 2022