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get into my van

The last words that most children hear

These people r pedophiles.

They will give u nothing.
Man "get into my van. I have vbucks and robux. Just get into my van."

Retarded ass child "Ok sure." (picks nose and eats the booger)

Man rapes child.
by ARockWithLegs December 19, 2019
mugGet the get into my vanmug.

Nhat van style

Nhat van style, definition of Nhat and "nhatty behaviour"- fast moving, joyful and lol
You were on a nhatty move this weekend, it made me think of Nhat himself. Thanks for living up to Nhat van style
by Bjørnar May 1, 2019
mugGet the Nhat van stylemug.

Van-Groeshner Effect

When you're having sex with an ample-boobled girl, it's possible to time your thrusts so that her jubbs move in perpetual opposing circular movements.

Next time you're giving your girl a bit of playtime, it might be worth mentioning this to her when you see this happening.
"Honey, look! We made the Van-Groeshner Effect happen! Wow!"
by cosmictoothfairy March 11, 2010
mugGet the Van-Groeshner Effectmug.

Greta Van Fuck

When a middle-aged Mom becomes a groupie of a boy toy band and constantly fantasizes about them whilst getting plowed by Dad.
Tonight, baby, you will be Jake as I Greta Van fuck you!
by Crandall Kiszka April 20, 2019
mugGet the Greta Van Fuckmug.

Pappy Van Poodle

The best dog from Nintendo to ever exist, a mentor, an angel, but most importantly — a friend. Forgotten about for a very long time, until the YouTuber Nick Robinson blessed his audience with his knowledge of Pappy, finally giving this character his long due praise and glory. As of now, anyone who has heard about the tragic tale of Pappy Van Poodle will shed a tear at first, only to remember that the dark times of ignorance are finally over and Pappy will be kept in everyone’s hearts forever.
My old friend Pappy Van Poodle is our biggest fan and supporter.
by Axeley November 13, 2021
mugGet the Pappy Van Poodlemug.

nick van berkel

don't make fun of him.

but dont let him talk to you about somthing u already know. cuz chances are he will convince you he's right about somthing and change ur mind into beliveing somthing incorrect.
buddy 1: i just back fromt he doctor and he told me to take these pills

nick van berkel: nope u should this.

buddy 1: well when u put it that way, it makes sense. okay.
by cloverdale12345 July 12, 2010
mugGet the nick van berkelmug.

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