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Total Utter Twat

A total utter twat is someone who despite being frequently told that they aren't funny, continue to make shitty jokes about either boring or sensitive subjects.
John- i went for a 3 mile jog yesterday. 2 laps around Mike's mum!
Mike- Yeah thats hilarious. Even funnier the first 30 times you said it.
John- Your mum needs to rub herself in oil to get out of the bath!
Mike- I'm gonna beat the shit out of you, you total utter twat!
by FresherThanAnApple April 14, 2011
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Joint at the Uterus

The female version of "joint at the dick."

When two friends think extremely similarly and often do things similarly or even at the same time without being aware of it. The two may seem practically related and will often claim that "great minds think alike," but everyone knows that they're truly joint at the uterus.

Unbiological sisters.
Boy: "Why is it that you two always seem to text me around the same time?"
Girl: "We're just joint at the uterus."
by Luna McHopp October 16, 2011
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UTTS

That was a hard utts.
by Sikhota November 3, 2004
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Utah

1) A state whose inhabitants, for some inexplicable reason, can all sing beautifully, are all musically inclined, and have extreme artistic talents.... believe me, it's true. Maybe they ARE following the right religion.
2) Home of Arctic Circle, fry sauce, and people who stop and stare at anyone whose skin is a shade darker than peach.
1) Wow. You sing beautifully. You must be from Utah.

2) Yes. I have dark skin and lived in Utah.
by Poooogah May 14, 2005
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utada hikaru

jpop singer who grew up in NY
most of her songs are techno/pop/r&b
probably planning on debuting in the US under "Utada"
by moo August 1, 2004
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utube

utube is for people who are just too lazy to write the word you in front of it...In other words it's youtube where you can search any uploaded videos on.
Hey did you see Rihannah's new Video, Umbrella?

Search utube for Smallville's theme song.

Sorry back, was utubing, lol...Watching Piece of Me.
by cuzpix February 12, 2008
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Utah Jaw Dropper

A sexual maneuver in which the the girl is on top, facing the man, who is on his back. As she is riding him, a friend comes from behind and penetrates her anally, causing great surpise, or "jaw-dropping".
Steve was bonin' his girl, and Al decided to pull a Utah Jaw Dropper on her. Needless to say, that bitch freaked out!
by theyoneman April 3, 2007
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