Urban dictionary

A place where bitches look up fucked up stuff LIKE YOU

Guy: Hey I can give you some head

Girl: what’s head

Guy: look in the urban dictionary

Girl: EWW FUK NOO

by Ewwshesfukinuglybitch July 01, 2022

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abe: u comin to school? or u still on urban dictionary?
me: i gotta figure out what a 'dirty luke' means
abe: that is a yes

by breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh May 07, 2021

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A website that can save you from embarrassing conversations with your peers as well as awkward moments on google when you realize that you just looked up some messed up shit.

P1: Hey, do you know what a blumpkin is?
P2: Ask Urban Dictionary.
P1: Why?
P2: Once you look it up, you'll know.

by chicky noodles August 06, 2014

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A place so full of dirty jokes that I suspect it's actually a misnomer for annal dicktionary.

Teenager1: According to urban dictionary , pumpkin is a girl with big ass.
Teenager2: lol annal dicktionary is cool.

by UrbanistUr546 February 23, 2018

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Where people go to look up definitions of sex, porn, blowjob, handjob, and oral sex. Usually ages range between 11-17. People also look up other weird things such as poop. A lot of the time people go to urban dictionary to write definitions of sex, porn, blowjob, handjob, and oral sex.

Jake: You're on urban dictionary?
John: What did you look up?
Jack: Sex of course!

by Lilbitch August 23, 2017

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