twat toast

a noun referring to a black woman's vaginaii

Jim: And let me tell you Larry, i buttered her twat toast all night long
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.

by theonewhohasnolife June 30, 2009

Toxic Twat

The gold star of foul smelling, dirty and at times, disease riddled pussy.

Rachel is a whore. She sleeps around so watch out braaaaahhh. She got the toxic twat.

Despite the risk for toxic twat, I still frequent prostitutes.

I think I have a yeast infection or an STD. My pussy stanks like toxic twat today.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

twat bat

a small bat used to smash peoples fuckin faces in.

"im gonna fucking twat bat u"

by Onikage October 7, 2006

Twat Badger

A really nasty, annoying, or stupid person. A combination of twat and badger. So it could be either a sex pest, or female genitalia twice over for emphasis.

<Driving. Cut up by some idiot>
You twat badger!

by Simonster June 11, 2006

Cotton Twat

When you are getting ready for a hump fest and your sideways smile doesn't have any saliva, making insertion of erect penis into the pink taco very difficult and at times almost impossible.
(Similar to cotton mouth.)

"Get your face down there, this cotton twat isn't going to lube itself!"

by Catabby Rolanus November 6, 2003

Shoreditch twat

20-something dressed in over-priced torn clothing and numerous 80s retro fashion items, sometimes including pink legwarmers. Ridiculous haircuts also de-rigeur. Comonly found in Shoreditch/Hoxton area, usually making bad art in an overpriced warehouse apartment while living on seemingly limitless parental funds. Shoreditch twats where once refered to more politely by the BBC as 'Hoxton trendies'.

Look at the ridiculous haircut on that Shoreditch Twat

by Nick Dawes October 1, 2003

twat walk

A form of attack on a female in which her attacker kicks her in the twat so hard that the foot becomes lodged in the vaginal cavity and the attacker then wears her like a shoe and walks around.

Shut up, bitch! Don't make me twat walk you!

by Mr.Quackers5380 August 27, 2009