turkish royale

a mixed drink composed of coffee liquor, bourbon, and almond milk.
Proportions and whatever you damn well please.

A: dang son, what is that fancy glass o'drink?
B: that'd be a Turkish Royale
A: commits hari-kari in shame

by zignut January 1, 2012

Turming

Crushing pills between a woman's breasts/buttocks and snorting them #swag

Dude this weekend I snagged a bimbo from this sick party and we started turming, it was fucking awesome

by Turmthegreat October 22, 2013

turkish lumberyard

The act of crapping on one's self whilst inverted in the Nicaraguan picnic position.

The shit cascaded down Rick's balls as it piled up on his chest like a Turkish lumberyard

by Systematic Cupid March 18, 2014

Turkish Julie

A specific type of hardcore sexual activity common in Turkish culture.

Ahhh man!! I can't believe that Ryan got a Turkish Julie last night! What a lad!

by willywanka99 August 7, 2016

turkish bitch

An L giving piece of shit from Bosnia. Also roasts women named Elizabeth for their abnormally large noses.

Have you seen that Turkish bitch Dejan.

by Deion the l giver December 5, 2016

Turkish Massage

A particularly intricately prepared masturbation session. Can be with any number of people.

"Did you hear that jessica gave marshal a turkish massage?"
"Yea, he said she lit candles and put on tricky in her loft."

by Beckandra September 11, 2019

Turning Butter

Masturbating to an extreme extent, and bruising the shaft.

Sorry mom I got hurt while Turning Butter.

by THEtrafficC0NE September 24, 2020