Someone who is so engrossed in technology that when someone tries to communicate with them they're a complete dick and they only talk about tech!
"Hey did you try talking to the new guy, Morgan?"
"Yeah, he's a complete techadickt though."
"Oh, that's a shame, I hate those guys!"
"Yeah, he's a complete techadickt though."
"Oh, that's a shame, I hate those guys!"
by dargondaemon October 9, 2014
Get the techadickt mug.Getting together with someone, usually of the opposite sex to help repair a computer or some similar technical device. Usually, nothing gets accomplished technically or sexually.
"Dude, I just went over to this chick's apartment to help her with her computer. I spent like 20 hours with the thing and it still doesn't work. I didn't get laid either."
"Oh, I don't go on tech dates anymore."
"Oh, I don't go on tech dates anymore."
by zevg April 3, 2015
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Get the Techest mug.Similar in concept to white guilt, tech guilt is a growing feeling among tech workers who are buying or renting homes and apartments made available by the eviction of socioeconomic minorities or the gentrification of "transitional neighborhoods" in major tech hubs like Silicon Valley.
Brad: Can you believe my studio apartment in the mission was Section 8 housing one year ago?! My rent is $4000/month! Oh well, I can afford it.
Jill: I hope you're feeling some tech guilt right now.
Jill: I hope you're feeling some tech guilt right now.
by Urbanartshare September 8, 2016
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Get the tech swavy mug.The only member and captain of Varsity Tech Crew. Alec wishes he could join, but he has no chance after ruining the live stream audio three times after the band concert.
Person 1: Hey, are you are varsity tech crew?
Person 2: No. Only TECH CREW TYLER is on varsity tech crew.
Person 1: I wish I could be TECH CREW TYLER.
Person 2: Yeah, He must get all the girls!
Person 2: No. Only TECH CREW TYLER is on varsity tech crew.
Person 1: I wish I could be TECH CREW TYLER.
Person 2: Yeah, He must get all the girls!
by the fife life man April 22, 2018
Get the tech crew tyler mug.The status of being unable go about life as normal due to unavailability of one or more (usually two) essential devices.
Fuck! My laptop is out for repair and my smartphone's screen is cracked. I'm stuck in tech hell with this shitty burner phone!
by Inglorious Sam February 20, 2018
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