Turkey Wasted

Eating so much turkey it knocks you out.

Thanksgiving dinner was great, but I'm Turkey Wasted bruh

by B-Ritz Cracker November 24, 2016

Turkey hole

It is a move in football when the quarterback jams his ball in between two difference of players with the help of another man holding his wall

Did you see Tom Brady turkey hole the Broncos last night

by medicneballer April 20, 2018

Turkey drippings

When semen drips out of a woman’s vagina post intercourse

Billy really enjoyed smelling those turkey drippings on her panties.

by BigMacNova June 21, 2018

turkey

(verb)
To make irritating sounds incessantly and then attack if someone starts ignoring you

Did you see how that kid just got turkeyed?!
There was a lot of turkeying going on at the bar today.

by CalmBeserker October 24, 2018

Turkeyjerking

When one feels so utterly alone on Thanksgiving that they decide to masturbate using their tears while consuming copious amounts of Thanksgiving delicacies and watching Charlie Brown Thanksgiving on the Hallmark channel.

“I heard Bill’s friends and family did not visit him on Thanksgiving like they were planning to... I’m sure he was off turkeyjerking his sorrows away”.

by Lasagna4one November 22, 2018

turkey party

Being a pussy or wimp. Called after a turkeys ballsack on the chin, because it looks like a girls nasty ass pussylips.

“Bro have you heard Justin Biebers song with Ludacris” “ that shit sounds like a fucking turkey party”

by Hanserbøsse February 10, 2019

Turkey lettuce

Turkey lettuce is the language of the gods only the ogs can use it if you use the og Turkey lettuce you will get your cheeks clapped with a side of frys

-Leviathan

*say turkey lettuce in a autistic voice and then do a autistic hand gesture*

by leviathan69 October 3, 2019