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toilet alzheimer's

Oh man, i have huge skidmakrs - I forgot to wipe, I think I've got toilet Alzheimer's
by Optimop December 9, 2016
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The Toilet Ruler

A method used to measure a person's penis size. It is measured by where the skitmark is left on the toilet bowl.
In the front indicates a small penis size, in the middle indicates a medium penis size or good sanitation after using the toilet, and on the back indicates a big penis size.

This method works for mosts toilets, and is considered solid proof.
Jon: "Hey! Bob just got finished taking a shit! He always brags about his big cock, let's check it out once and for all by using the toilet ruler"

Kyle: "MAN! Bob really does have a huge dick! The skitmark is at the very back of the toilet bowl!"
by chillsaster November 21, 2010
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Toilet Whore

A woman who often participates in intercourse within the confines of a bathroom stall. (Literal)

A derogatory term for woman that pisses you off, i.e., ex-girlfriends.
"Here comes another girl out of the men's room with white stains on her blouse, must be a toilet whore."

"Goddamn tenth-of-a-peso Mexican toilet-whore!"
by jimvanmeter May 17, 2006
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toilet warrior

One who duels in public toilets against other men using his pink, fleshy sword. A cottager.
Hampstead Heath is full of toilet warriors these days....
by The Moai February 10, 2005
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Russian toilet

Having to choose between two or more toilet doors while an exhausted colleague is washing his/her hands in shame, running the risk of being fumigated by fecal gasses.
I just found myself in a Russian toilet situation. The odds where 4 to 1 and I lost.
by Lextra November 28, 2011
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Toilet Taint

The part of the toilet between the tank of the toilet and the toilet bowl. This is where pubes, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.

Much like an actual taint the 'toilet taint' is merely the connection between two major features. While not particularly useful, it is extremely necessary.
Person 1: I have to throw out my toothbrush it fell on the toilet taint.

Person 1: I cleaned the bathroom!
Person 2: No you didn't! There is still a forest of pubes and 2 years worth of dried urine on the toilet taint!
by Cherrubim April 3, 2011
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Toilet paper

Its an ass-wipe
by Hlyn Eyb September 15, 2003
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