Sausage fest

The gay men locker room where no puts on clothes and just has sex on the benches. Men who like dick have sausage fests 5 days per week.

Me: I just walked into a fuckin sausage fest
Gay friend: get me in their

by Pablo Putterson October 18, 2019

Sneaky Sausage

A term used by rapists to diminish the seriousnes of their actions when commiting unconsented anal sex on a partner during consented vaginal sex.

Wording typically used by by those that commit intimate partner rape. I shoved it in her ass before she could react, My girl was so surprised when I gave her that sneaky sausage, she banged her head on the headboard.

by Lavosk June 14, 2023

Silly Sausage

A term used to call someone silly, or as a replacement for an insult or mean word

Person 1: "My boss is making me work over time"
Person 2: "Man what a silly sausage"

by ScoopyBoio March 15, 2023

Sausage Wednesday

A better why to celebrate hump day, Sausage Wednesday

"Its Sausage Wednesday, you know what that means ... Middle of the week, middle of the cheek"

by MMCBuddha666 March 30, 2023

Sausage-Wallet

A place to keep your penis warm.

My Penis is cold
Well warm it in my sausage-wallet then!

by Draco Malfoy. November 10, 2007

sausage muncher

Noun: a German person. kraut fritz squarehead.

All my material fell flatter than a witches tit last night - there was a big crowd of sausage munchers in - and now they've taken all the sun loungers.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

sausage feast

When four or more men, whose sexuality may be in question, share a bowl of ice cream with only one spoon.

I ordered some ice cream for my friends, but the waiter only brought one spoon. We knew it was about to be a sausage feast.

by patricklakeshore September 8, 2010