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Manchurian Troll

A Manchurian Troll is basically anybody who is normally perfectly fine, humane, and hospitable up until they hear a specific triggering keyword which brings out their troll programming. Usually the transition takes place as a rapid and violent conflagration.

The name itself is a reference to the book and film titled The Manchurian Candidate, about a normal man who is brainwashed into being an assassin.
Hey man, don't talk about gay people around Charles. The dudes a major Manchurian Troll and that's one of his triggers.
by Concerned Reader May 23, 2013
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TROLL BAIT

a person who attracts trolls and responds to them unknowingly to their scheme; one who falls prey to the phenomenon of trolling in an irc room, forum, or internet voice chat room; a person, place, or website that trolls find a method of attack--especially naive, overly deceptible person.
Don't be troll bait or else you could find yourself kicked, devoiced, bounced, banned, or booted from a voice room, irc channel, website, or web forum by responding angrily to a troll who has shrewd skill in avoiding the radar.
by runandwin August 26, 2005
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Def. Troll

A Definition Troll is someone who comes to the Urban Dictionary and posts ass-backwards "definitions" in attempt to piss people off and start as many Def. Wars as they possably can. A Def. Troll lives a parasidic life, much like the UD Perv and simply has allot of time on their hands. Usefull for nothing other than Trolling the Urban Dictionary and try to get a rise out of people they'll never meet in real life.
A Definition Some Def. Troll Recently Submitted:

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Rape:

When a woman gets what she deserves
Hilarious when a man gets rapes
even funnier when they are chuldren

Joe: Hey did you hear that Jane got raped
Jim: heay that was me
Joe: haha good job
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Apparently, Def. Trolls know nothing about punctuation, spelling or grammar.
by Peaseblossom85 July 20, 2006
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Moon Troll

A Moon Troll is a slang term for a black person. They hang out on porches and ambush prey such as watermelon, fried chicken and red kool-aid.
Quick!! Tackle the Moon Troll before it eats up all the fried chicken!!!
by TommyHaze May 8, 2012
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Double Trolling

The act of synchronizing one or more cynical or sarcastic remarks with a friend on an innocent by-stander because it's the internet.
Crystal: Tha little details are the once dat matter:) ♥
Christopher: Ones!
Jonathan: Ones!
Crystal Ann Gonzalez: Ahh honest mistake no ones perfect guys!
Christopher: Except us!
Jonathan: Except us!
Crystal: Ahh why do you guys have to be double trolling people like that?
by Rogue Redox May 19, 2011
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Road Trolling

The art of driving around and purposely pissing off other drivers.
A road troll decides when and where and who to troll on. One bad move can result in a deadly accident OR a speeding ticket.
Example One: You just turned right into a two lane street. There is a car trying to pass you but you match their speed and don't let them pass. The other driver flips you off before switching back into your lane behind you.

Example Two: In a packed parking lot, a loser looking for a space asks you "Hey are you leaving?" "No!" You sit in your car until they leave and then you back up and leave. Someone else gets that space.

Example Three: You turn right on to a two lane road. There is a driver trying to pass you because you are too slow because you just merged into the street. You floor the gas pedal (DANGEROUS) and they angrily get back into your lane. WHERE THEY BELONG.

"Hey guess what I did yesterday?"
"What?"
"I hella road trolled on this old ass lady at the college. She asked if I was leaving and with the most serious face I said "No, I'm getting a book". Someone else got the space"
"Road trolling!"
by roadtroller;) November 15, 2011
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Troll-a-thon

1.) A festival the smartass' of social networking sites partake on a daily basis around the world, joining together and providing humor,humiliation, and mental/emotional abuse at the Original Posters exspense. Only to meet a common goal of wining the troll-a-thon and proudly glorifying their rein as supreme douche.
Politicians "running for office."
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Facebook
Myspace
Skype
Formspring
Every Blog
Xbox live
Troll-a-thon
by superkingkamehamehaDOORKNOB August 18, 2010
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