rob

very confident man has a big head and has a long shlong himself and loves fortnite

look at rob , such a character

by j2gokrazxy January 29, 2021

affectionate rob

A beta/effeminate male, who is weak in confrontation situations, and under the thumb at home. Prone to irrational outbursts of rage followed by immediate back tracking when things get fruity.

Steve: you owe me rent
Nick: fuck off I am not paying
Steve: you owe it to me, pay now
Nick: go fuck yourself, if you ask one more time I'm going to put your ass in a sling
Steve: ok, I'll pop round now, and perhaps you can say that again to my face.
Nick: Sorry Steve, didn't mean it, I'll bring it round right away.
Steve: Typical, you've got the chat of Charlie Big Potatoes, but your nothing by an Affectionate Rob.

by Bow_down_dark_horse January 9, 2019

Swap-Robbed

The act of someone taking something from you without your knowledge and swapping out something of equal value or greater

"hey homie let me get that gun off you?" YOU:"Nah bro it ain't for sale"

Reaching for your gun and hour later....

"I don't f****** sell drugs" no Gun lots of drugs
" Yo homie you got Swap-Robbed" 😆😆

by Gr8fuldev May 18, 2021

Robbing IP

OH! REALLY!? IS THAT A THING THAT CHINA DOES!? OH BOY! I'M GLAD THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN HERE!

Hym "Wow, I'm glad I don't live in China or else they would be robbing IP from me and not paying me. That would suck! Oh wait! That's already happening to me... And it's the people who are ALSO DOING THE ECONOMIC COERCION! Wow! It seems like we know how CONSERVATIVES will rule if we give them any power huh? I guess we need to do whatever it take to keep them out of power, huh guys? Because they are doing the things that the corrupt government is doing. RIght? Even they agree that the things they are doing a wrong! Yet here they are! Doing them anyway! Especially Jordan Peterson! He stole a whole-ass speech! And called it the greatest thing he's ever done!"

by Hym Iam August 13, 2023

Rob

He is the mothefukka best
Soon he will find cancer many doekoe
He is the best en he can fuck every girl if he want

#Rob#best

by Tabond February 10, 2019

Rob

An ugly ugly man-child who looks like a spot of new mold on expired food that you have to inspect twice to make sure it is in fact mold. Just a nasty, moldy, stink, expired onion ring, man-child.

“Ewwww, don’t eat that bread, it’s covered with rob!”
“I literally got food poisoning and was in the hospital for 3 days because I kissed rob!”

by hateorbehated March 10, 2023

Tries To Gaslight and Rob Into

Community tries to psychologically torture someone into being sorry and walking back their words... I'm not. Nor will I ever be.

Hym "Tries to gaslight and rob into doing it. I'm not ever doing to do it. That's what you'd LIKE me to do but I'm not getting the credit or the money I would require to do it AND... Even if I had it, I STILL wouldn't take it back as I AM CORRECT. You don't deserve any sympathy. You are sacrificing my freedom for safety THAT I CONTROL. I CONTROL WHETHER OR NOT YOUR KIDS ARE SAVE AND THIS A DESPERATE AND PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO TORTURING ME TO DELUDE YOURSELVES INTO BELIEVING I DON'T. It IS and always has been a breeder racket and FOR DOIKG SHIT LIKE THIS... YOU DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN MURDERED UNTIL YOU LEARN TO STOP. It's hilarious that I have to explain it to you. You'd think with all of the school shootings you would have figured it out by now. A desperate attempt at clawing back control you won't ever have. You will fail and I will not. The sooner you accept that, the safer your kids will be."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2025