Thunder Cunt

A ginormous bitch, one who is usually loose. & sucks alot of dick.

Whitney Nichole Thorton is a ginormous thunder cunt

by tiler and sophie July 17, 2011

Chocolate Thunder

Being Sexually Attracted To African Americans

I Have A Bad Case Of Chocolate Thunder

by urban mf November 1, 2015

Thunder clapper

When someone digs a hole and puts a plank of wood over it and shits in the hole.

Glenn: my boss did a thunder clapper today , it was a right mess.

Kayleigh: oh dear that's a shame

by Calvin287 May 9, 2018

Bruce Thunder

Virtuoso vocalist and creator of the ThunderForce, the moniker of Bruce Thunder was born out of the song "Struck By Thunder". Those who cross his path are known to get "brucified". He dawns a leather jacket with leather pants, cowboy boots, and aviators at all times, no exceptions. He has a slicked up flat top hair cut a la Guile from Street Fighter II. He rides a motorcycle indoors and outdoors, with and against the flow of traffic. He is known for his premature ejaculation, which he is not ashamed of because he always goes the "speed of thunder". Because of this, he has many kids scattered throughout the United States, all of which despite being neglected by their father, proudly bear the name Bruce. He's a no nonsense, rough and tough rider with a kick ass way of life. He bathes in the blood of his enemies.

Bruce Thunder kicked my ass last week.

by Dick Thunder February 17, 2009

indian thunder

Indian Thunder is the type of guy that can fuck a girl in 9000 ways but still can bring him home to your momma. Indian Thunders tend to be sex driven, funny, educated, amazing. Indian Thunders are good boyfriends and 100% loyal but choose not to be tied down.

"Whose that stud?"

"Oh that's Indian Thunder he fucked me like no tomorrow!"

by Indian Thunder February 10, 2018

Thunder Bearian

A thunder bearian is someone who was born and raised in Thunder Bay ON, Canada and can survive -40 with windchill in the winter. They also dont give a shit about what anyone says about them.

See Thunder Bay

Man at the bar last night this guy was being such a thunder bearian that he actually made us sit in the car for 45 mins while he kept lighting joints and it was -37 out!

by True Thunder Bearian February 4, 2010

Chocolate Thunder

A particularly vicious, watery poo, typically discernable by large amounts of splatter and a strong feeling of shame after you wipe your ass

That guy just jumped into a fucking woodchipper! Now he looks just like the chocolate thunder I unleashed last night!

by Reggiedownthestreet August 10, 2021