Celery-whack

1) To whack one’s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isn’t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and you’re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools

Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.

Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out

by Dick-shunry March 3, 2023

Whack your Weed

Lmao get fucked Red

I'm gonna whack your weed.

by BerriVoid February 11, 2023

Whack your Weed

(1) An outlandish insult to piss off someone that simply has no meaning behind it.

(2) A sexual innuendo reffering to slapping someone's bush and/or penis

I'm going to whack your weed!

by BerriVoid February 11, 2023

weed whacking

the act of masturbating while stoned

on my birthday, i was weed whacking on an inflatable chair until i came.

by curtis450 February 21, 2023

Whacking The Stinky

Phrase used to describe anal.

Last night, my mom caught Jenny and I whacking the stinky.

by Velocityistaken December 18, 2023

Dr. Whack

A promising upcoming artist specializing in many different genres like UK Drill, Rap, and whatever “Shoot Babooshka” was

Yo did you hear about Dr. Whack’s new song?
Stream Frankenstein R8pist by Dr. Whack.

by DrWhackFan December 12, 2023

Whack

A makeshift cutting or stabbing weapon, commonly manufactured clandestinely in a jail or prison using commonly available items or contraband. Also known as a shiv, shank, banger, etc. A term used in the Pennsylvania prisons.

Yo you better go hide that whack somewhere because I heard the CERT team is coming.

I’m about to go buy a whack off the Puerto Rican bul

Ronnie just got poked up by 2 young buls with whacks

by M_R8 December 6, 2022