Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.
Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
Get the third-degree fartmug. 
The person in a group of people (usually two, though sometimes more) who is most often left out of things.
The third wheel is usually there for one of two reasons - to act as a mediator, such as with a couple, or to be the "convenience friend" when nobody else is there to hang.
Third wheels are not normally forcefully excluded from activities, but they're not usually invited or informed about them either.
Not to be confused with being third-wheeled.
The third wheel is usually there for one of two reasons - to act as a mediator, such as with a couple, or to be the "convenience friend" when nobody else is there to hang.
Third wheels are not normally forcefully excluded from activities, but they're not usually invited or informed about them either.
Not to be confused with being third-wheeled.
by verwijder January 18, 2021
Get the Third Wheelmug. SuffeRING
A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering
A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering
It’s only been a year and Dave seems like he’s going through the third ring with his wife.
I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.
I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.
by MartianMenace October 8, 2023
Get the Going through the third ringmug. by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021
Get the The Third Sealmug. by UnderHero5 February 24, 2021
Get the Third time's a bird rhymemug. 1- Half-great-grandpibling's great-grandchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common with other living beings.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common with other living beings.
Half-third-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
Get the half-third-cousinmug.